Can anyone tell me where the spark plugs are on an mk2 2007 fsi 1.6?

Screwed into the cylinder head.

Underneath the ignition coilpacks.

1 hour ago, Wino said:

Underneath the ignition coilpacks.

 

Can't see the coil packs though.

Have you taken the cover off the top of the engine?

If you can't even find the spark plugs should you be going near them?

 

As above. Remove the engine cover and you'll see the coilpacks. They sit under the big electrical connectors.