Literally

I'd just washed the car today, and was driving back from SWMBO's about 15mins ago. I approached some 4way traffic lights and a bloke taking the pi55...up against a car that was stopped on the otherside of the red light.

The poor lass driving must of been horified, I know I was - but then I realised I had to pass the drunken idiot so I gave him the widest birth known to man:rofl: Honking the horn & revving hard at the same time to make him turd himself too:D

Im sure he must have got the paint work so not only was he pi55ed, I am now too:finger: I dont think it will do anything to the paint though but still, its a funny story of how PEMBO's green fabia got pi55ed on at the lights.

Even funnier is that I passed 20+ taxi's and a police station not even 100m away from him, but not one bobby in sight.

Please, feel free to take the pi55. I have plenty to go around:P

im not gonna take the p1$s, im sure its either evaporated now or left a nice old peoples smell on the paintwork

Coulda been worse - you coulda been alongside one of those guys that deliberately sets his washers to drown passersby

At least your 'guy' was being eco-friendly :P

Don't pass so close to me next time.

pity there was no big puddles u could of pi$$ed on him...

Should've used your steering lock to pot the pink ball into the corner pocket..

Should've used your steering lock to pot the pink ball into the corner pocket..

:rofl: so eloquently put;)

Should've used your steering lock to pot the pink ball into the corner pocket..

Thats good - Well said :rofl:

As you pulled away, did you go "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!" :P

old people smell? who the very dear you!! for smstext.

did you shake your car to make sure it had no dribbles

did you shake your car to make sure it had no dribbles

One shake is ok, but more than one and your playing with it :P

One shake is ok, but more than one and your playing with it :P

is that from the simpsons movie by any chance:rolleyes: