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  1. Brother-in-law left ignition on whilst working in his Fabia, which resulted in a flat battery. After taking battery out and recharging it the car still won't start. Any ideas what might be wrong with it??? It's a 2000 X plate.
  2. Aha, i know it's a phoenix. Will try that...
  3. Looking for a bit of help here folks... I'm working on my sisters 3 year old laptop and need to change the boot sequence to make it read from CD first but the BIOS/CMOS is password protected. We reckon it's been set by the vendor, a small local outfit who have since gone to the wall, and so have no idea what it is. I know on a dekstop you'd take the battery off the motherboard and leave it for a while to reset it but I don't know where to start looking for that on the laptop. It's a Clevo D41ES. Any thoughts??
  4. Hey, I really like the desktop format so put me down for 2 of those, please :-)
  5. I got a replacement thru direct line a couple of years back, only cost something like 50 quid (sorry, can't find pund sign since re-installing windows) and no adverse effect on NCD.
  6. Why didn't i see that??? Nailed it, thanks!!!!!!
  7. Brilliant, thanks!! I've got the rate for a cubic metre of concrete using a 1:3:6 mix laid to a thickness of between 150 - 450mm. The variation is to change the mix to a 1:2:4 mix with a thickness of <= 150mm. Amending for the mix isn't an issue, i've done that plenty of times - but how do i take into account the decrease in labour output due to the reduced slab thickness?? The data sheet i've got states that placing a cubic metre of concrete 150 - 450mm thick takes hours 4 hours, but the same voume laid at 150mm takes 6 hours. Any help would be great!!
  8. I'm currently doing an HNC in Quantity Surveying and have a question in an estimating tutorial that's really got me stumped as it really differs from the stuff we've covered to date. :confused: Can anyone help me out calculating a pro rata rate for concrete??
  9. These are brilliant...
  10. Similar thing happened to me last year, was looking at suits in Next in Glasgow during my lunch break when a woman came up and asked if the had this shirt in size blah. Could have understood the mistake if I'd looked smart but was wearing a scruffy blue network rail fleece at the time...
  11. NEW WORDS 2007 TESTICULATING Waving your arms around and talking ********. BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard. SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die. CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles. PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.) SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business". SINBAD. Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate. STRESS PUPPY. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. ADMINISPHERE. The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" needless paperwork and processes. 404. Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located. OHNOSECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all') AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am . BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from. BRITNEY SPEARS. Modern Slang for 'beers', e.g."Couple of Britney's please" GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. JOHNNY-NO-STARS. A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training. MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing. MONKEY BATH . A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo!Oo!Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!". MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
  12. I'll never again be able to say to someone "that jumpers a bit :gay: "! Not with a straight face anyway (nae pun intended)
  13. Same here - mine sounded awful when above 35mph. Dealer suggested using super unleaded. I thought she was a cheap tart but she had expensive taste! Would have her back in a minute. Fabia was nice but not the same as the favorit and felicia
  14. Do you mean on all cars or just skodas? Hyundai do a 5 years unlimited mileage warranty IIRC
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