Rustynuts

Meh, that's just showing off...

Well, three days after leaving Vodafone a guy called me today and asked why I was leaving. I told him I wasn't a Vodafone customer any more as I'd moved three days ago. He complained "I've been trying to call you for about a week now and you never answered!", so I told him "I didn't answer because I didn't think you'd like me swearing at you..."

No better deal on offer other than more of the same poor coverage I already have. I've moved to another company with a much better deal with much better coverage, and about half the cost of Vodafones package. Even if Vodafone matched the deal their coverage is still poor.

Got there in the end. Spoke to "James" and he asked why I wanted to leave. I told him...

No music on "Live Chat", just repeating the above statement.

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That doesn't educate people about energy saving or the value of it. If people turned lights off all the time then it becomes habit. If people never have to turn lights off it becomes habit.

Our kitchen fitter charged us £750 for a weeks work.

You just need to find the right person really. Stick with it.

Nope, try someone else.

Yeah, names stick. Like I know someone who was a right **** in my earlier years. Y'know what? He's still a ****...

git git...

We had some alcohol free wine for sunday dinner(well, the wife and guests did, I had beer) and looking on the label it had an alcohol level of just less than 1%.

Y'know, you've probably had a worse time than me (neighbour from hell, tree on my land, damage to his drive, and want it replacing scenario) so I shall. consider myself lucky.

If you're a woman, it's "What time are we going shopping?"

Not sure. Best stay off the road just to be on the safe side, eh.

Took my life in my hands today. Went out in the car and did a couple of jobs. I like living on the edge, me.

Nope, just bread and real butter (Kerrygold today as it happens).

Ooh no, nowt spicy for me thanks.

I shall make those suggestions. Doubtless she'll have something to say and we'll still have no light in the cupboard.

Hope it's not too bad.?

Yep, daughter took a knee to the chin from her boyfriend, but xrays showed no damage, just pain and bruising. Cheers.

Sterling sat down and England win.

Oh yes...

Well, it would be getting closer if "sales executives" weren't so dim.