WeirdKerr

Ive bought 9 cars first was bought privately of the rest 4 were bought at Arnold Clark 2 others were bought at dealers which have subsequently been taken over By AC and the other 2, well it's probably only a matter of time before these 2 dealers get taken over.... lol

Some years ago I was in Edinburgh at my then gf's flat and someone booted the front wing on my Fabia estate, I didn't go through insurance and just had it replaced at my own cost at around £200 including painting...

Some say they have piano magnets fitted in the roof....

I'm on my 4th VAG (though the Seat Ibiza(mk1) kind of was part Fiat) and had no reliability issues, but have had a myriad of problems with other cars ive had, a Renault Megane with an intermittent indicator issue which in the the end I took to being a "feature" on the car... and the Fiat Punto which blew a head gasket....

well they do.... they move folk, I work for a moving company, but they have been in the same place for 10 years

My previous car, Kia Cee'd the mileage to work and back was 58 miles and in the Leon it is 60 which is as it was in the Mk1 fabia I had before the Cee'd

pre school age children in back seats could be in the car any time of day.....

how are police officer able to tell if there are any children in the car, or are they gonna stop everyone they see smoking and if that's the case smoking should be banned in ALL cars ALL the time

dropping my ticket at a car park entry barrier... DOH!

a lot of other countries get away without age identifying plates, I just wish we in the uk could have done so last time round

IIRC Renaults in the mid 80 to late 90s had infra red remotes for the central locking that could be cloned using universal tv remotes....

I have a stone hanging on a string, if the stone is wet then its raining, if the stone is dry its not, if its swayimg then its windy, if I cannot see the stone then either its foggy, night time or someone has stolen my stone....

The low winter sun heading on the A9 South of Drumochter that caused the driver of a van to have stopped in the Inside lane to clean his windscreen on a blind bend leaving me no chance to avoid hitting the off side rear of the van.... WHY STOP THERE....

*sarcasm* xds kicking in when I was trying to "drift" the Leon in the snow covered yard at work....

Ive grown my beard on and off for years, but this time ive probably let it grow longer than ever as I haven't shaved since 25th November, I kinda look like ive been stranded on a desert island for a few months lol

oops my tweet wasn't deleted

I like My seat....

now it seems my tweet has been deleted... how odd

I have blocked ToyotaGB from contacting me on Twitter as I find their actions disturbing

so, last night I jokingly call Hybrids witchcraft on twitter, this morning I get a tweet from ToyotaGB asking if im not a fan of saving money.... I hadn't even used hashtags..... I'm a bit freaked out to be honest

if it works the same as on my card in my leon it will play the first track it finds which on mine is an mp3 sound effect of a tape being pushed into a front loading car head unit....

I sat inside a 1.4 TDi (90) se I think and it was quite nice but I didn't fancy the white bit on the dash looked odd as the car was race blue with black roof, mirrors and wheels

Friend of mine was done for this a few years back... he hadn't cleared the snow on the rear side windows or roof when we were going somewhere, windows fair enough... but how are you supposed to clear the roof of a 4x4?

Not actually sure but probably the '99 Renault Megane 1.6 16v Sport I had before the 2004 Skoda Fabia 1.9 TDI combi (comfort spec)... though I suspect my Seat Leon 1.2TSI may be just as quick.....

so JLR are joining in with the germans' game of "lets build cars for niches in the market nobody thought existed.... UNTIL NOW" then... hmmm how long till we se a super mini with a crane on the back or a 1 seat people carrier