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Nitro x tuning chip??

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One of those cheap resistor mods that does more harm than good?

these are truly amazing piece of kit ...it goes in the front bumper and gives you loads of power doesnt even need to be wired in (wifii) :eek:

the future is here :rofl: :rofl:

wtf is that a heap of crap and is just a resistor and a quick way to blow your engine up:thumbup:

p.s are you bored???:confused:

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but it says "DO NOT CONFUSE WITH OTHER SO CALLED + (...) BHP CHIPS THIS IS A PROGRAMMABLE TUNING DEVICE NOT "A CHEAP RESISTOR IN AN ENVELOPE" NAMED CHIP"

and

"IT OFFERS 15 DIFFERENT REMAPPING PROGRAMMES"

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p.s are you bored???:confused:

Is it that obvious, i'm even watching the Eastenders repeat on bbc three :thumbdwn:

but it says "DO NOT CONFUSE WITH OTHER SO CALLED + (...) BHP CHIPS THIS IS A PROGRAMMABLE TUNING DEVICE NOT "A CHEAP RESISTOR IN AN ENVELOPE" NAMED CHIP"

and

"IT OFFERS 15 DIFFERENT REMAPPING PROGRAMMES"

Yeah I bet it does for 20 quid :D

i will buy it for you and put it on your car and then we can see what it does lol :eek:

p.s i cannot be held accountable for the loss of your engine:rofl:

Is it that obvious, i'm even watching the Eastenders repeat on bbc three :thumbdwn:

im on 12 hour night shift im really bored lol:O

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i will buy it for you and put it on your car and then we can see what it does lol :eek:

p.s i cannot be held accountable for the loss of your engine:rofl:

pfft, get lost, i am curious though :rolleyes:

He's got good feedback from it too!!?

A truly miraculous piece of kit; not only does it not care if your engine is turbo or not; it also works with 4, 5, 6 and 8 cylinder engines! ;)

Right! I have got two on order :)

There must be a way of beating that 1.2 Fabia :)

I am now in bits over this item, as its only for petrol engines and not diesels:O:weeping:

Does this mean I will have to buy a petrol Octy vRS to take advantage of this fabulous item?

Len, you might need to order four of the items to beat a 2.0Ltr Fabia..:D

I am now in bits over this item, as its only for petrol engines and not diesels:O:weeping:

Does this mean I will have to buy a petrol Octy vRS to take advantage of this fabulous item?

Len, you might need to order four of the items to beat a 2.0Ltr Fabia..:D

:rofl:

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I am now in bits over this item, as its only for petrol engines and not diesels:O:weeping:

Does this mean I will have to buy a petrol Octy vRS to take advantage of this fabulous item?

Len, you might need to order four of the items to beat a 2.0Ltr Fabia..:D

Yep I'm afraid so.

Just think of it...Octy Vrs with Nitro X chip.Forget the revo switchable map thingy, this little beauty OFFERS 15 DIFFERENT REMAPPING PROGRAMMES!

Maybe it is 15 different resistors or one variable resistor. So no it isn't a cheap resistor, it's an expensive one :D

What a load of...

What a load of...

I take you will not be buying one then Rob :D

I take you will not be buying one then Rob :D

The words "10 foot bargepole" spring to mind

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

So it uses the 15 different maps built into the ECU does it. Revo and all the other mapping companies have wasted all their time :D

I'm surprised they didn't say it works by Voodoo or divine intervention...

Don't be so bloody daft, we all know it's black magic :)

Don't be so bloody daft, we all know it's black magic :)

What? Painting your car black makes it go faster? :D

What? Painting your car black makes it go faster? :D

Red ones go faster, everyone knows that.

I think ultimately the one with blue flashy lights on top go faster but they tend to cheat by ganging up on people and getting their mates to puncture your tyres.

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