BBC NEWS | England | Sex act fatal crash driver jailed

You can work out your own punchlines... :thumbdwn:

"****** kills family"

I laugh, because if I didn't I think that incident would make me very angry.

Some people! I can't really say more than that.

What an absolute t0sser :(

Nice bloke, drives a Q7, threatens to kill a cashier cos he can't afford to buy a bag of crisps probably because the Q7 was taking all his money in fuel, cuffs one off at high speed literally and kills off a womans family.

As you said it reads like a sketch, but isn't funny at all.

I heard this on the radio earlier and the recorded 999 call where a bloke on the motorway is ringing in his erratic driving. It's miracle that in this day and age the poor bloke who was trying to ring the police wasn't prosecuted for speeding.

As for the driver of the Q7 . . . just an idiot on every level.:(

the family live opposite my gran. lots of family were round today. no prision sentence will ever bring garry and james back but still, 8 years is ridiculous. hope he gets lynched in prision

C.ck behind the wheel with c.ck in hand.

Getting hit by a Q7 must be like getting hit by a block of flats doing 70.

fitting punishment would be to remove his beloved appendage , i,m sure he will get a warm welcome in nick

Given what he was driving, can I suggest that he should have his car crushed, whilst he's still in it?

sorry if this is sick/.....

top gear is right.... ***** are driving audis....

Yep the choice of car explains his behaviour behind the wheel

Yep the choice of car explains his behaviour behind the wheel

Sadly it would indeed, I'm not sure if it's an Audi thing, or just my stick is bigger routine in play.

The punchline? 8 years. That is laughably stupid sentencing. Why not run his two sentences consecutively? Have to say that I have noticed Q7 drivers tend to use the might is right attitude more than most. With the possible exception of the X6, it is the most pointless car in production.

Chris