OK I'm taking flak at work for not wanting to go to a charity car wash with bikini clad girls as I claimed they'll just add more swirl marks to my car.

Would you ruin your pride and joy's paint work to see something that you'd probably see on channel 5 late at night?

I wouldnt go there either, especially having just spent a small fortune having my paint sorted out from bad washing.

Just give the money for a car wash without having your car washed... you're still supporting the event, so shouldn't be a problem! Get more involved maybe and even ask some of your friends and family to go along?

You probably will get flak as well, because a lot of people see washing a car as a sponge and hose pipe jobby, but for some people - such as yourself, there is a lot more to it than that!

Where and when is this event by the way? And will the girls be attractive...?!

Edit: By the looks of your sig you do your fair bit for charity anyway, so I shouldn't worry too much. If any one gives you flak just use some the things I have said!

Edited 10 July, 201015 yr by Bezzy

one of the lads have just come back - it's in irlam round the corner from awesome - girls are not bad, showed us some pics of a lass using some thing else other than a sponge to wash his bonnet with and it's only £3! lol still not taking my car there haha

swirls for curls?

Take a relatives motor or better still your neighbours

Just give the money for a car wash without having your car washed... you're still supporting the event, so shouldn't be a problem!

+1

+1

Remember Simon it's a family site :(

Remember Simon it's a family site :(

+3! get em up!.. (oo err)

Just bust out the mankini and get involved! If you have a hairy arse, that could double up as a nice wool wash mitt (arse-mitt?). Just remember to rinse often. Just don't topple over when you dipping your arse in the bucket.

Just bust out the mankini and get involved! If you have a hairy arse, that could double up as a nice wool wash mitt (arse-mitt?). Just remember to rinse often. Just don't topple over when you dipping your arse in the bucket.

Wow that really doesn't conjure up a nice image

Pics!!!

I'd go and watch and just give them the money while they wash someone elses car.