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umm

wow i wish it was mine.... tounge firmly in cheak...

Joel

Nice Odie sticker.

isnt that daveu's balck one parked next to it?

Heavens no - I wouldn't park my Octy next to such an atrocity :D

Well he has two friends with modded octys.. one of them must be on here! :D

Heavens no - I wouldn't park my Octy next to such an atrocity :D

Have you got lexus lights then :rofl:

Are they classed as lexus lights ?

Yes... burn him!!! :rofl:

In all seriousness, with the black background and a black car, I think they work quite well on Dave's car.

Yes... burn him!!! :rofl:

In all seriousness' date=' with the black background and a black car, I think they work quite well on Dave's car.[/quote']

:rolleyes:

no lexus lights are chav.. sorry dave... second only in crime levels to neon washers....

Silver backed ones on a silver car don't look too bad (seen on EVO's they work quite well) as do black on black... it's the "alternate" colours that clash.

I mean, it's like green calipers on anything other than a green car.... ;)

no lexus lights are chav.. sorry dave... second only in crime levels to neon washers....

:iagree:

Just checked the definitive website....

"I use the term modifying loosely here, what they actually do is 'gyp-up' or 'barry-up' their motors. The first 'mod' a chav will make to their rust bucket is to acquire a set of alloy wheels. They are either purchased from the local fence or stolen by the chav themselves, from another chav! After fitting the alloy wheels what the chav has is an old banger with a flash set of wheels on it. The second 'mod' a chav will make to their pride and joy will be a cheap and nasty body kit. The purpose of this kit is to not-so-subtly change the appearance of a standard road going vehicle into one that looks like a rally or racing car; flared wheels arches, vented bonnet, etc! Once this is complete, the chav has something they can be proud of, essentially a car that is a sheep in wolves clothing! It's now time for the chav to add some finishing touches to give their car that full-on chavmobile look! The essentials are a fat chrome tailpipe on the cars exhaust system to make it sound like the exhaust is blowing, an illegal number plate with the most illegible font possible, blue neon window screen washer jet lights and blue neon under-car lighting! A chavmobile would not be a chavmobile without a stadium sound system to treat anyone within 300 yards of the their car to their musical taste! Not only does this system have to be loud, it has to have a bass sub-woofer system so big that passengers can loose control of their bowels and surrounding buildings get structural damage if a particularly deep bass note emanates from the speakers!"

and there is NO mention of Lexus lights whatsoever :)

no lexus lights are chav.. sorry dave... second only in crime levels to neon washers....

You reckon - even when done as "tastefully" as mine?

Maybe I should change my signature to this then:

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What do you reckon :D

defo :rofl:

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Nice :D

:rofl: at the chav DaveU... :D

We any closer to finding the vRS octy driver yet?

i have made a discovery!

is this the first set of lexus lights i like? or are they not lexus cos there are no red bits?

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Oh my word! Leave the poor Golf alone :(

Has it been photochopped with M3 wheels too?

Steve

no lexus lights are chav.. sorry dave... second only in crime levels to neon washers....

and strobes in rear lights, a Geoff :P

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I agree with Paul those rear lights are kinda sweet!

no lexus lights are chav.. sorry dave... second only in crime levels to neon washers....

could be worse he could have a 'flammer kit'....

could be worse he could have a 'flammer kit'....

:D

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