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If I ever meet the person who designed the Octavia engine bay....

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I'm going to kick him square in the nuts.

I've just spent an hour scraping all the skin off my hands and forearms trying to reattach the washer hose to the rear window. The joint is right behind/underneath the washer bottle. The washer bottle can't be removed without taking the hoses around the engine apart.

What a complete and utter ******* of a job!

Whoah boy ! Not before I've applied a five pound club hammer to the cranium of the junior ratchet who designed the EGR system on the Fabia. :giggle:

Nick

Edited by Clunkclick

Try changing the headlamp bulb on a Renault Megane without removing the fromt bumper...

Try changing the headlamp bulb on a Renault Megane without removing the fromt bumper...

easy on that just go through the hole in inner wheel arch liner do them with my eyes closed :giggle:

I'm going to kick him square in the nuts.

I've just spent an hour scraping all the skin off my hands and forearms trying to reattach the washer hose to the rear window. The joint is right behind/underneath the washer bottle. The washer bottle can't be removed without taking the hoses around the engine apart.

What a complete and utter ******* of a job!

Your own fault for buying a l&k desiel with xenons lol. Only took me 5 mins todo mine on the vrs :p

I bet it was the same idiot that designed the rear tailgate, that always soaks the boot when you open it.

and the pillock who thought that white carpets, seats and door cards in the Octy 1 vRS was a desirable design feature.

I bet it was the same idiot that designed the rear tailgate, that always soaks the boot when you open it.

With the estate the water builds up around the number plate and then soaks you when you shut the tailgate, until you learn to stand to one side.

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