Returned home from work yesterday to discover some malicious scum-bag had keyed my car while parked up at the office. Three feet of the rear o/s wing down to the metal! I've learned today that a Passat and a 12 reg Nissan have also been done over. Turns out the Nissan belongs to a policeman who hasn't even driven it since he got it so I'm hoping the t*sser that did it is tracked down in a dark alley and "educated" at the wrong end of a trucheon! Unfortunately some people understand nothing else!

I'm wondering if anyone has experience of Chips Away or similar? I have a race blue VRS which I'm guessing could be a bugger to repair?

Excuse the rant and implied expletives but as you can imagine I'm getting cold waiting in this dark alley!

Disgraceful, probably kids who will learn the hard way when they are older and suffer the same fate!!!

Really feel your pain though mate.

Very sorry to hear that. Tos$ers!

I have used ChipsAway several times (with my TVR, Honda, and vRS) and always been very happy with the result.

Good luck!

If the scratch is that long ur looking at a body shop due to the fact they will have to blend it in so you cant see the repair. f**king scum bag, beat them all.

Feel for you pal there's no worse feeling then seeing some sum messing with your pride n joy. I would stay away from mobile repairs ad they use 1k products which don't have the same properties as 2k. Find yourself a gud independent bodyshop.

Nightmare mate, I had my 2 weeks old Mk1 VRS have an egg thrown at it off a motorway bridge a few years ago. You woulkd not belive the damage an egg can do to a bonnet.

Some folk just need a high five, in the face, with a chair, made of metal.

Society has gone bad unfortunatly.

Now thats a creative high five!

At least if I adopt the chair theory I'll have somewhere to sit while I wait in the dark alley with my truncheon in my hand... or is that a mental image too far?!?!?

Sadly, you only have to read the newspaper or BBC web site to see what a lot of nasty nutters there are around. And when they do catch them they're out again in 5 minutes and re-offending.

But if you say anything about that you're just called a dinosaur...........oh well, back to my slippers and Horlicks........................

I vote for birching for vandalism.

Nah, make 'em all drive Trabants!

I reckon the stocks would be a good one. The promise of a few days' worth of strangers ****ing and spitting on you, plus the odd rear end violation, should be enough to straighten those of a criminal bent. Elevates the message 'If you can't do the time, don't do the crime' to a whole different level

This calls for one of my fav youtube vids

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When i leave my car parked at work for a week or so,come back to find scuff marks along the side of it.

Its bloody assholes who walk between the cars and don't take bag from around waist so it swings and scuffs vehicles.Whenever i walk between cars i just lower my bag and carry it in hand as to not let scuff vehicles,some just don't seem to realise.lucky i managed to remove the last lot with some T-cut but it does p1ss me right off,i have a secret parking place now though,but to the OP i know how mad it makes you feel.