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Gorgeous Nissan Juke.............well, it is

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A colleague at work had to take their Golf in for some bodywork repairs recently, and was given a white Nissan Juke dCi courtesy car, and I have to say, it's a fine looking thing

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Not sure I'd use the word gorgeous :giggle:

I do admire manufacturers that grow a set of balls and are a little more adventurous with their designs.

A colleague at work had to take their Golf in for some bodywork repairs recently, and was given a white Nissan Juke dCi courtesy car, and I have to say, it's a fine looking thing

Nissan-Juke-White.gif

All it needs it black paint, gold wheels........ ;) ;)

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All it needs it black paint, gold wheels........ ;) ;)

Yaaaaaaaaawn :(

A colleague at work had to take their Golf in for some bodywork repairs recently, and was given a white Nissan Juke dCi courtesy car, and I have to say, it's a fine looking thing

Nissan-Juke-White.gif

Some friends have a dark red one with black alloys and it does look good.

Even i have to admit, i had a qashqai last week (and i hate the qashqai) but in dark grey with the black/diamond cut style lloys it looked pretty good. Even though it had the awful 1.6 petrol engine, i really liked it.

I seriously like these! Bloke at work had a red one pretty much as they come out. Mixed opinions on them, but we dont get cars just because others do or don't like them.

Beauty is only skin deep, whilst ugly goes right to the core.

I don't like 'em.

SWMBO has always liked the Squishykishy / Qumquat / whatever and I don't mind it.

I think Citroen has some of the nicest designed cars right now. Shame they're still made from cheese and cuckoo spit.

Fell through every branch of the ugly tree IMO.

Personally i do think they are Pig Ugly & everytime i see one i think, how can they drive that car? 'its Pig Ugly!'.

(i know you can not see it when inside, but you do have to get in it sometime)

Next thought is the same as when i see the newest Big Volvos,

Why is it so wide down low and so narrow where peoples shoulders are?

I have had ugly cars that were kind of cute, the Fabia i have has a Crail Thrash Sticker on it, because i always think Pig when i look at Fabias.

I honestly can say that if a Juke is delivered outside my house now for Free Gratis, i will tell them to take it away.

george

Edited by sk4gw

They did the typically Japanese thing of mis-spelling English words when trying to brand something!

Should have read Nissan Puke :D

Should have read Nissan Puke :D

I always thought it was Joke. :)

Maybe a combo of the two?

Not a fan myself.

I prefer the Juke R (even though it'll only be produced in a limited run!)

https://www.google.c...iw=1086&bih=702

Completely mad and is made by RML, not Nissan.

Interesting idea though and I can't believe it's going into limited production. Kudos to them for doing that.

The Juke it what you get if you give steroids to a Micra with a genetic disorder... Personally I hate it, but every to his own I suppose.

Looks like a butt ugly frog to me.

I kinda like them to be honest, kind of quirky and different

SWMBO would probably like them seeing as she has a Mini Clubman at the mo!!!

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Absolutely hate the Juke!! Looks like a Micra on steroids!! :D

I think they look ok for a family mpv lol

Juke R is the best. Would actually go against some of the Mercedes, Audi as a performance crossover. I'd be tempted if I had the money :)

Nissan won a lot of respect for making it too. Good PR.

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I think they look ok for a family mpv lol

But it is not the mpv/suv it pretends to be is it? It is, I think only a small hatchback.

U.G.L.Y it ain't got no alibi... it's ugly... it's ugly!

No seriously... don't like them. They're quite a big car but it all looks like body work as it curves in at the top and seems to take away cabin space.

Phil

My brother works for Nissan and has one. I quite like them, they handle rather well for being so high too.

Oh and it looks a MILLION times better than a Q3, which IMO is one of the ugliest cars about just now

'Insect' is the first association that comes to my mind whenever I see Juke's snout. Interestingly, 'Juke' sounds almost exactly like 'beetle' in Russian. In that sense it is the right name for the beast :rofl:

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