That card is very funny

That could work but sneaking it into something would prove tricky. As you say I have to make sure its legal or at least able to push it a bit. Getting spam sent to their emails by signing them up to everything I can would be good. Plus its deniable too.

ah well if you want to spice up their coffee, get some pure capsicum crystal, 1 crystal will do the job of making it insanely hot.

http://www.chileseeds.co.uk/pure_capsaicin.htm

Would that work in coke/fizzy drinks?

Edit: Didn't read it all. I want to scare him not kill him

There's always the clingfilmed car option...

Edit - it could start a retaliation...

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Edited 21 December, 201213 yr by Maverick vRS

There's always the clingfilmed car option...

Edit - it could start a retaliation...

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I was thinking exactly this. I have a roll of pallet film wrap here but it's the retaliation I wouldn't want especially when I care about my car and he couldn't care less.

find the nearest airsoft shop. They sometimes have smoke grenades....

Wedge one under a car seat, tie the pin to the inside of the car door somehow :p

Or cheese in his aircon works a treat, dead rodents if you want to be even crueler.

I don't really want to mess with cars as I do care about mine. Something in work will be fine it's just thinking of what

laxatives in their drinks? Card is funny, ****taking is funny but the taking over your twitter account isnt game. Watching them poo every 5 min would be well worth the effort imo.