http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/worlds-smallest-mobile-phone-bmw-key-fob-mobile-fastest-despatch-wholesale-price-/261132197829?pt=UK_Mobile_Phones&hash=item3cccb11fc5

found this on swapz and had a search surely theres a way to use on fabias there cool i think anyway

Unless you have small fingers not much good, but neat wee phone anyway

These are what inmates currently sneak into prisons and use

There are even smaller ones available lol

Kinda cool but kinda useless at the same time...

These are what inmates currently sneak into prisons and use

There are even smaller ones available lol

I wouldn't buy one down the pub then, even if it was described as having had only "light, occasional use".

Can imagine the chat down the pub...

"Jack, that really is a **** phone..."

"No, actually it's quite useful, it just smells of it for some reason..."