Sometimes if you are lucky chips away do promotions at supermarket carparks, where they will show you how their product works for free and treat an area of your car to either entice you to use them next time of for the old word of mouth thing.

I know it happens here in Brum at the Tesco in Shirley but not sure about anywhere else, just a thought.

I have a scratch may get some polish from halfords and do it that wat depends on how deep it is otherwise I will live with it or now.

Spray a liberal dose of Red Heat on his seat and watch him squirm as his rusty sheriffs badge glows like Chernobyl B reactor

PMSL

A potato works better.

Not done it to a scooter but have to an Astra GSE.

A carrot would be a better bet on a scooter, methinks... :rubchin:

Alternatively, get some silicone spray for his seat, handlebar grips and footpegs and he'll be off the back of it the first time we twists the handle

Take a picture. Post it here and let us suggest the best way to fix it. There is a host of talent here !!

not from over here there isn't!!

:P

any one care to elaborate about these veggies!!! i really dont get it! call me dumb :P

any one care to elaborate about these veggies!!! i really dont get it! call me dumb :P

up the pipe....so to speak

stick em up the exhaust, makes things interesting. don't do it on your own car rthough

...and they have to be raw not cooked .

..come to think of it, put some dried Smash pellets down the pipe. The rattle will drive him bonkers and then after they have soaked up the condensation in the pipe overnight he'll get a nice spray of mash out the back.