1. Heated FRONT screen.

2. Mobile 'phone usage blocking software.

3. Alcohol detection automatic  immobiliser device .

4. Spare wheel....again.

 

1. Heated FRONT screen.

2. Mobile 'phone usage blocking software.

3. Alcohol detection automatic immobiliser device .

4. Spare wheel....again.

Raincoat for when the sunroof leaks

Raincoat for when the sunroof leaks

You can borrow my brand new unused brolly nestling in the n/s door frame of my Superb if that helps?  :sun:

You can borrow my brand new unused brolly nestling in the n/s door frame of my Superb if that helps? :sun:

Also an AA contact number inside glovebox lid

Front & rear dash cameras

Trackers perhaps.
Spare wheels - I couldn't beleive my bosses son's Audi q5 didn't have one Stunned.

JRJG

Bluetooth - Everybody has a phone.

Steering wheel mounted controls for radio volume etc.

Indicators

Front & rear dash cameras

Noooo. Can do without that thanks haha.

Noooo. Can do without that thanks haha.

Fiat 500 maps edition sat nav

a means of propulsion.

Fiat 500 maps edition sat nav

Hahaha

Im gonna have fiat 500's with tradesman driving in my nightmares tonight!

A rising screen between driver and passenger and a two zone 

stereo. (Like dual climate but audio) 

Mrs g is a cow for messing with my settings and wanting to listen to weak ass music

when I am the one doing the driving. 

Failing that an ejector passenger seat set to trigger the very instant any 'music' by Plan B comes on.

Whiny girly voiced fag.... I have two words for Plan B

Phil Anselmo!

 

Hahaha

Im gonna have fiat 500's with tradesman driving in my nightmares tonight!

  :moon: Ready when you are. 

Hahaha

Im gonna have fiat 500's with tradesman driving in my nightmares tonight!

I meant for the women

Heat seeking missiles, just for the tw@s who cut me up, failing that, I'll be happy with machine guns.

:moon: Ready when you are.

Oh. Okay. Turns out im not sleeping at all tonight.

Hsha .

Bluetooth - Everybody has a phone.

 

No they don't. But IMO you should not be on the phone while driving even with Bluetooth or any hands free kit.

No they don't. But IMO you should not be on the phone while driving even with Bluetooth or any hands free kit.

 

Quiet funny, my Audi car phone has a bluetooth "Privacy" handset that looks like an old landline phone that you could use if you wanted a private conversation instead of handsfree. Illegal of course for the driver to use today, but back when the car was new was perfectly fine.

 

Things I don't want to see as standard are tracking devices, once they become standard they could be used for road charging, speeding fines, and more.

Heat seeking missiles, just for the tw@s who cut me up, failing that, I'll be happy with machine guns.

**** seeking missiles you mean?

JRJG

Quiet funny, my Audi car phone has a bluetooth "Privacy" handset that looks like an old landline phone that you could use if you wanted a private conversation instead of handsfree. Illegal of course for the driver to use today, but back when the car was new was perfectly fine.

 

Things I don't want to see as standard are tracking devices, once they become standard they could be used for road charging, speeding fines, and more.

Best case of 'thinking outside the bo'x' that I've seen for a while that..

Things I don't want to see as standard are tracking devices, once they become standard they could be used for road charging, speeding fines, and more.

Very good point Mannyo

I take back the tracking idea. Just thought it might lower theft and insurance premiums.

JRJG

1. Headlights that can be fully adapted to either flat beam, or true LHD/RHD

2. Spare wheel with jack and tools

3. Decent sized fuel tank, 64l min after venting (for diesels)

4. Engine bay protection plate (skid plate), and drivetrain/brake+fuel lines protection covers

 

All 4 are increasingly more difficult to get hold of unless you buy an SUV, and used to be either standard or an inexpensive option for most cars in Skoda range.

Very good point Mannyo

I take back the tracking idea. Just thought it might lower theft and insurance premiums.

JRJG

Greasy fingered oxygen thieving scummy pond life would soon find a device for blocking emitted signals.

There's probably something already out there.

Greasy fingered oxygen thieving scummy pond life would soon find a device for blocking emitted signals.

There's probably something already out there.

Lead but that's not the easiest thing to put around a car!