We all know the interior door handle rubber is a little 'soft', but I was doing the weekly car wash and screamed when I saw this......and promptly marched the family out for interrogation. Turns out one of my older son's friends was transported in the front seat last week (possibly for the last time). 

 

Good news is that replacements are 20 quid from Skodaspares.

 

Get the little scoots parents to pay after you have tarred and feathered him. Feel for you as I have had to contact a parent after a "wayward" thought of a son's friend with "I did not realise that I was doing it" response to a door in our house. The parent was mortified and paid after suggesting that I claim on the house insurance!

Edited 18 July, 20169 yr by Danny 57

My school contract is for a school more like a cross between a penal colony and asylum for the deranged, knives, small fires, stolen goods all on the back seat, food scattered, nose picking, fighting.....(and i mean the kids not me) ending up in 1 grabbing my phone to run off with but a headlock stopped that....

 

in the boot ive had chickens/ducks (theres a farm on site) chainsaw and moped

 

we break up friday thank fck

glad to know I am not alone.... I found a collection of bogey remains down the side of the seat too, as that seems like the best place to wipe your finger of course...

 

I debated telling the parents, but figured a stern lecture to the kid will have the same result and more be effective than his parents doing it. 

I have a steel dog guard. It makes the back of the car work just like a jail and segregation unit. Just sayin....  

I have a steel dog guard. It makes the back of the car work just like a jail and segregation unit. Just sayin....  

 

 

I did suggest to the headmaster i buy a Group 4 prison van to use

i also had 4 teachers on the back seat wrestling a kid who was told not to get in my car, not 1 of em had a tazer

i also had 4 teachers on the back seat wrestling a kid who was told not to get in my car, not 1 of em had a tazer

 

Googles "how to turn heated rear seats into electric chairs"

Googles "how to turn heated rear seats into electric chairs"

 

The umbrella holder could carry a riot baton instead. You might wanna whack their kneecaps so they don't kick and scuff your seat backs when they spasm. I hate it when they do that.