Well couldn't stand the filth on the car any more, but no time this week to clean it. So paid a fiver to the foreign sounding fellows lurking in Tesco/M&S car-park while there and they've done a good job, leather off to finish etc. And it was 1.5 degrees at the time too!

So to them.

I once parked my car (dark green corsa) in the reading oracle multi-storey. It was filthy so I wandered over to the guy and asked him to clean the dirty green corsa.

3 hrs later I returned to the car to find a gleaming green corsa had been parked next to mine - complete with a puddle around it