A lorry lumbered out in front of, it was ok; heading for the motorway no doubt. Wait a minute a cheeky chappie in a focus was followig the lorry, he can bloody wait; out he comes. Me on my cold brakes stop and I syncially wave the wingnut out, I guess the international spanner association understood the insult of a wingnut and gesticulated back to me then to the lorry.

I must of missed the bit in the higway code which states if you feel like it a give way does not really mean give way, me bad.

So off he goes around the lumbering lorry; which was what I was about to do before being so rudely interupted. How I laughed when another lumbering lorry cut him off on the roundabout, I could not of scripted his little red lights suddenly coming on any better. So there we sat; me laughing just to add a bit of spice to this wingnuts afternoon...of he goes, I trundle along and catch him at the next roundabout; wingnut had not seed the lorrrys going the other way...

We arrive upon a small section of dual carriage way; a chance for us to stretch our legs, me in my 1.4 versus this dropped focus of grandure, I guess a 1000bhp at least....

God I've never been so bored following a car up to 70 as I was then...shame the pattern was full as the car was starting to pull in 2nd when we had to rejoin the single road. I know he wasn't really trying as the scent of burning oil began to filter through my tears of laughter....Yawn, I yawned again..then I noticed him...he saw me, our eye's met and he was off looking to overtake up the chuff of a lorry...now I could see what was coming as I executed the hang back get a good view plan.

I did think about going for a sucker see if he'd just pull out if I indicated, yes there was a lorry coming, yes I could of stopped in time; just long enough to suggest that give ways mean give way to the primary road; but I was hungry and bored of playing with the wingnut.

So I came back to the office and got tooted at by a lexus owner on a 2 lane entry & exit roundabout for I used the innner lane to go straight on (only a left and straight on anyway...)...I guess it must be Friday...how terribly boring.

I'm glad I went though

Colin as always you make an interesting read.

All sorted?

A shopping list was left with Sarah

Bit miffed now as I forgot to get the custard sorted...dam; I'll have to go back, need to find my charger too mobile is flat :(

Although arguably not as flat as the focus's torque curve.

Ever thought about publishing some of your finest works Colin?

So common then you tease, what have Awesome done to the 1.4?

Too busy writing my masterpiece; how to settle an argument through advanced synical agreement.*

Actually not busy writing it, busy fixing all the typo's. I really should think about typing more during an earthquake; maybe the activity will cancel out my brains random signals of key pressing.

* I heard somthing similar recently; made me laugh so I thought I'd share it.

Although arguably not as flat as the focus's torque curve.

Made me giggle.

Made me giggle.

He has a way with words does our ColinD.

Good to see you again mate.

I am working on it now for you.

So I have got the pleasure of doing the boring drive too.

But I am getting very good at the gestures that all understand including the visitors.

But what custard?

We dont sell custard Colin.

Sarah

But what custard?

We dont sell custard Colin.

Sarah

:rofl:

Hmm apple pie and custard

Hmm apple pie and custard

Thats what I though , have I missed something :confused:

Sarah

Thats what I though ' date=' have I missed something :confused:

Sarah[/quote']

Colins been missing his mind for somtime now.

Oh thank god for that.

I thought it was me

Sarah