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The question still remains about what happens if you put a car into clear without depressing the clutch....

Without the engine running, nothing!!!

You will be fine, unless you really forced it in to an extent that you may have broke the actual gear stick, i wouldn't worry in the slightest.

Chris

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hmmmm....interesting thread! :popcorn:

..so jealous

if the engine was on then you would know if anything was damaged ( i'm guessing you are of an intelligence what would recognise damage...looking at this thread..im not sure : ) )as the car would have either stalled or drove into something:rolleyes: ......if it was off then obviously no damage......I'm not sure why you would post such nonsense?

there are plenty of other sites that can be used to tell people about how you lost your virginity:rofl: :rofl: ......briskoda is a skoda entusiast site....;)

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I think you are being slightly unfair - I did not post here any details of what happened and I can tell you that we are a bit more classy then having a shag in the car

I simply asked for advice and , it comes as no suprise that this thread was hijaked by people with perverted minds.

The question was answered by radioone

What a strange thread! I'm not sure why you posted this either? Why would you want to attempt this in a small Skoda? Couldn't you afford a hotel/B&B?

it's called banter,

when you was thinking of the title for the thread, surely you knew people would react this way? I thought you were havig a laugh at first

The question was answered by radioone

To be fair on everybody else, a Thread with a title like this is without doubt going to be hijacked.

Yes i did answer your question, but please let me give you some advice.

in future, please just put the question as "will it damage my car if girlfriend puts it into gear"

Sorry, but there was no need to tell us all what you was doing.

Hopefully i havent offended you, as none was ment, but for a thread like this, you will get the pi55 out of you!!!

Chris

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Ok - Thread closed and question answered!

thread open......plonker :rofl:;)

Now I m not joking but basically she climbed on top of me and literally kicked the gear stick into third, as well as probably stepping on the break and gas for a good ten minutes of so.

The question is what is likely to have been damaged from doing so, in particular the clutch from jammin gthe gear **** into third without depressing the clutch?

Expect some bush wear.

thread open......plonker :rofl:;)

Come on, i think he feels silly now.

Lets just leave him to it, and hope he doesn't post like this again, just make sure that the engine is off, and you leave it in gear, as if you take your handbrake off by mistake, that could cause alot of damage to other cars, lol:rofl:

Chris :rofl:

Expect some bush wear.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Well hopefully the oil was warm at the time so there wasn't too much friction slotting it in ;)

Chris

Surly a roomster would have been better :P

Filthy minds us.... well come on what else were we going to think with a title like that.

you might want to get some privacy glass save damaging your reputation!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Well hopefully the oil was warm at the time so there wasn't too much friction slotting it in ;)

Chris

Dude, that was so wrong :P :rofl:

I remember an incident where a car ran down a mountain near where I live - the partially clothed male and female occupants received nasty injuries (they must have been well engrossed). They were both married but unfortunately not to each other - apparently further injuries were inflicted when they got out of hospital !!!

you might want to get some privacy glass save damaging your reputation!

Ive already said that one :P

I remember an incident where a car ran down a mountain near where I live - the partially clothed male and female occupants received nasty injuries (they must have been well engrossed). They were both married but unfortunately not to each other - apparently further injuries were inflicted when they got out of hospital !!!

:rofl: Perfect!!!

It is a well known fact that you can get a fully grown adult in the boot of a Fabia

Make that three if you chop them into small enough pieces, or even four if they're minced prior to inserting into said boot.:orb_squoo

Personally I can't seee how a thread about your girlfriend climbing on top of you in your car and knocking your kn0b could possibly be taken as a sexual innuendo.:rolleyes:

Wheres Finbarr Saunders when you need him? ;)

it comes as no suprise that this thread was hijaked by people with perverted minds

Then you shouldnt have implied that you were shagging in your car. Perhaps it would have been wiser to just post that you accidently pushed the gear lever into 3rd without the clutch and asked if it had caused any damage.

I think you are being slightly unfair - I did not post here any details of what happened and I can tell you that we are a bit more classy then having a shag in the car

I simply asked for advice and , it comes as no suprise that this thread was hijaked by people with perverted minds.

TBH With a line that you were asking for it.

And, take it on the chin - from 'our' point of view in beginning with such a provacative line you've provided huge entertainment.

'See' it from the 'other/ dark' side and have a chuckle yourself.

It won't be the 1st b*llock you'll drop on here - they're such a sarcy lot but it is just banter.

PS As an example, you'd be surprised at the number of threads I mange to Kill.

Best.

And, why aren't you having a sh*g in the car ?

Some of my best memories.....

The amount of mad titled threads Ive put on and Ive never got upset by the replys and kn0b jokes :P

ie, "Cant seem to pull my kn0b off"

etc:rofl:

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Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sure someone on Briskoda could oblige.................

You tease.

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