Well, as title really. I can perform a simple fault code check, but thats about it!!

I'd like to enable things like the courtesey wiper functions, 3 flash indicators, open all doors with one press of the unlock button, auto locking at x mph etc...

Any advice or pointers gratefully received!

Auto locking and single door opening are the same as Octavia etc iirc.

Three flash and courtesy wiper Im pretty sure arent possible.

It's a very lucky coincidence that Tom vRS has just bought a Passat at the same time as me.

I think between us, we will squeeze Lummox dry of all the VAG information he has.

My Sport has rain sensor wiper's, they seem to have a mind of there own. :(

Eeek dont squeeze to hard.

Ta for that, will trapse the forum for more info.

Have a look here:

Ross-Tech: VAG-COM: VW Passat B5 Info

Just buy a Skoda and be done with it

Regarding the comfort blinking (3 flash), there is an official retrofit kit for "elderly" models like this Passat.

Part Number: 000-998-229-A, should be around 20-25 GBP.

Regarding the comfort blinking (3 flash), there is an official retrofit kit for "elderly" models like this Passat.

Part Number: 000-998-229-A, should be around 20-25 GBP.

Interesting, many thanks.

Neat, it's ~35 EUR here - that should be less in GBP.