Dog Food

[ianstu]

I have a Over weight Labrador retriever, and was buying a large bag of

Pedigree Lite Dog Food at Tesco and was in line to check out.

The woman behind me asked if I had a dog. (Duh!)

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Pedigree lite diet again.

Although, I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the

last time.

But I had lost 50 pounds in two weeks, before I woke up in an intensive

care ward with tubes in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it

works is to load your pant pockets with Pedigree Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was now

totally enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing

behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog

food poisoned me.

No I told her, The diet was fine but I'd been sitting in the street

licking my balls when a car hit me.

I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he fell

on the floor laughing.

Ian

[Chris Adams]

:rofl: :rofl:

[Lance]

Ian

That's amazing that so many people told the same story. I must have heard this from around 5 different people over the last few days.

Funny nonetheless.

Lance

[octav.ed]

yeah. the old 1's are the best. although have not heard this 1 in a while.