Terrorists have driven a Skoda Fabia 2007 into Dundee Airport, What a bloody Mess, there is Jam, Sponge, Jelly, treacle and Icing everywhere

Hi mate. Been looking on the internet for this on BBC News. But cannot find it anywhere. I heard, and read there were Car Bombs down in the south-east also.

Getting worrying now isn't it.

Terrorists have driven a Skoda Fabia 2007 into Dundee Airport, What a bloody Mess, there is Jam, Sponge, Jelly, treacle and Icing everywhere

:rofl:

take up of other jokes..

1 can of petrol £4 90

2 calor gas bottles £42 50

2nd hand jeep £2 450

watching 2 ******* burn..

priceless....

Sorry dont find the funny side to that joke?

Sorry dont find the funny side to that joke?

Niether did I.

This sounded better:

My mate has just bought one of those new Skodas yesterday,

he only crashed it on the way home.

He's o.k

but there was F*'%ing cake and jam everywhere.

We've had a complaint about this and given the nature of the current situation I'm going to lock it.