I am in the process of buying a car and have narrowed my choice down to two. But I don't know whether to buy the one that floats away on balloons or the one that's made of cake. I think I prefer the one made of cake, but I'd like the security of knowing that the ad had won an award before making such a big commitment.

I should get one with 4 wheels and a drinks cabinet

ooh, where do you get them from Val? A drinks cabinet on wheels......

ooh, where do you get them from Val? A drinks cabinet on wheels......

I should have done with the MayBach in a few years - will keep you in mind :P

Until then have you tried Asda, Tesco, Sainsburys, Morrisons, Lidl, Aldi.

Honest - there's tons of dealers - in nearly every town.