Gerthmeister

ditzy elephant tripped on xylophone D I T Z Y

i was driving along the M4 in my truck and on one of the slips roads joining the motorway was a parked car waiting to get out. And he proceeded to pull out really slowly infront of me. Good job there was nothing overtaking me at the time or i would have inserted my artic up his arrssee!!!!

i personally loved the first bioshock so much i played all 4 versions of it for 4200 Gamerscore. the korean an jap version didnt have dlc. Also loved oblivion

We have 1 black wheely bin for general crap. 2 green boxes for tins paper plastic but must be pre sorted in bags. A brown bin for food an a mini brown for the kitchen. 2 green bags for garden waste an cardboard. This amount of equipment isn't a problem for us as we have plenty of space but if you live in a small ish house or flat you could really struggle

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/uk/dog-mauls-boy-at-primary-school-29380826.html just what happened yesterday.

lol. Its cheaper

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2327388/Police-seize-157-000-Lamborghini-Gallardo-Spyder-supercar-discovering-driver-just-provisional-licence.html another idiot?? Only you can decide lol

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2349575/Tron-like-Lamborghini-glows-dark-seized-Qatari-driver-pulled-driving-licence.html lmfao. What do you guys and gals think??

I just had to put oil in mine. Ive had it since 15k Twas serviced when i had it. Ive done 3500 miles an just put 1.2litres in it. But i never checked if it was over filled from the service

male escort. I'm too fat now lol

I told an aldi check out lady to keep smiling as she looked beautiful when she did. does this count??

Spotted a porche cayenne yesterday with G12 UNT. I'm guessing it does have plenty of grunt lol

Joint and bacon... Bloody amazing J O I N T

Old Indians love eating donuts F I S H Y

Dancing round is not kinky K I N K Y

brains are so tasty dude T A S T Y

Some cats are really scary M E O W W

giant ears are really silly G I A N T

Skoda yetis really use petrol Y E T I S

with her i feel fantastic W O M A N

feeling overwhelmingly obsessed towards yogurts Y G R T S

some lambs only eat slugs S L U G S

drunk on Carlsberg keg dreggs P I S S D

Jerking over large ladies yodeling Y O D E L

DOH!! I now know you D O O H H