She'll just tell you to "shut up and drive"

£80,000+ is a ludicrous amount of money, it doesn't even look that good.

£80,000+ is a ludicrous amount of money, it doesn't even look that good.

All in the eye of the beholder

She'll just tell you to "shut up and drive"

We'll have to see how she works a stick shift!!!!

Any of you guys can buy any one of my Rapids for the bargain price of £79000.

Form an orderly queue please.

Dave

I represent a client in Nigeria who has recently won the jackpot in the Imadeitup State lottery, clearly to avoid any tax issues, he needs your bank account details to keep some of his funds safe.

To facilitate swift transactions if you could release some $100,000GBP to myself on behalf of my client, he will than gladly send you a transfer back worth three times as much for your invaluable assistance.

Arthur Daley

Senior Partner ICM Cummin

Institute of Cheatered Accountants

I'll pay 100k!!!!

Where do I sign Mr Daley!!!

PS Will Rihanna come and park her assets and allow me to inspect her figures too?

I'll pay 100k!!!!

Where do I sign Mr Daley!!!

PS Will Rihanna come and park her assets and allow me to inspect her figures too?

Hmm ... so these "guaranteed investment" things really do work

I might take up a new line of work