Cute? erm...... yeah I'm obviously 5'10", blonde, jordan sized boobs, long legs :blahblah:

Sorry lads to burst your little bubbles I would say I'm probably average. Just a 27 year old, 5'2" red head, nothing special, the only bit above that is true is the Jordan bit. :throwrose

Relatively seriously, a 4'14" and proportionately built and developed redhead would appeal to me more than an artificially over-inflated topless "model" ever could.

Edited 25 February, 200917 yr by KenONeill

Relatively seriously, a 4'14" and proportionately built and developed redhead would appeal to me more than an artificially over-inflated topless "model" ever could.

I quite agree!!

Relatively seriously, a 4'14" and proportionately built and developed redhead would appeal to me more than an artificially over-inflated topless "model" ever could.

I quite agree!!

ohhh i cannot see for all the charm in this thread!

welcome along and as has been said every cloud... all i inherited from my grandad was a greenhouse........which wasn't particularly useful in my 3rd floor flat!

Wish I had inherited his knack for cleaning cars too. Took the easy way out and took my baby to an ARC car wash and paid dearly for it. Came out the other end with a chunk missing out of my alloy and the tyre I'd had put on the day before was also shredded :orb_upset

First time I've ever used a car wash and probably will be the last........

{NEL} - That sounds like there really was a fault with the machine!

To hand-wash a car properly, you need a 5-gallon bucket (often called a "builder's bucket"), some car shampoo, a sponge and/or a window brush (if you use this, don't use it on house windows as well), and preferably a watering can and a good chamois leather.

Presuming you have them all, wet down the car with the watering can, wash it using tepid water and the shampoo from the bucket working top-down, and not washing the windscreen (other windows are ok though), aiming to more or less finish the bucket as you run out of car, rinse down using the watering car until there are no visible soap bubbles left on the car, then dry off with the chamois.

{NEL} - That sounds like there really was a fault with the machine!

To hand-wash a car properly, you need a 5-gallon bucket (often called a "builder's bucket"), some car shampoo, a sponge and/or a window brush (if you use this, don't use it on house windows as well), and preferably a watering can and a good chamois leather.

Presuming you have them all, wet down the car with the watering can, wash it using tepid water and the shampoo from the bucket working top-down, and not washing the windscreen (other windows are ok though), aiming to more or less finish the bucket as you run out of car, rinse down using the watering car until there are no visible soap bubbles left on the car, then dry off with the chamois.

:eek:

I'm not sure which is worse, the method you've described or using the ARC!

Loving the photo! At least I haven't suffered that much damage. Arc have requested quotes so fingers crossed they'll pay up......

I would imagine they would, that particular type of damage is not what you'd expect to be fair - good luck

:eek:

I'm not sure which is worse, the method you've described or using the ARC!

Big clue - I've never as much as scratched the paint on a car my way, including several my dad owned from new.

If you think you can do better, put your keyboard where your mouth is!

Big clue - I've never as much as scratched the paint on a car my way, including several my dad owned from new.

If you think you can do better, put your keyboard where your mouth is!

I cannot believe that using that method you have not imparted swirls into the paint!

I cannot believe that using that method you have not imparted swirls into the paint!

Nor, it seems, can you actually describe anything better!