And a large well rounded greeting to you all, especially those who would profess to know me.

Oh a tale of woe to follow, gird your loins and prepare your ears for my wailing and gnashing of teeth (for I have over six!)

I was once a happy man, a fulfilled man and myself and Otka did many miles. But I became disillusioned and we parted ways after only a short time.

'I need no fast Skud!' I decried 'I could get along fine with a d**sel [(sorry for the language). I shall seek repose at my local Skoda dealer and purchase a Laurel and Hardy Octavia 1.9 tdi'.

And I did.

:rofl:

I wish you every success on your quest

Mate you are completely barking!

Anyway, other than the stuff above, I take it all is well with yourself and your "niece"?

Excellent and fair thee well on thy quest for the Red Okta

Mate you are completely barking!

Anyway' date=' other than the stuff above, I take it all is well with yourself and your "niece"? [/quote']

Aye. She is now flying around on a Suzuki Katana 400. She ran a friends ZX12R on her first Flyer day at Elvington and went through the traps at 183.9mph.

She is a complete sex kitten and I love her more than any chimp...

Glad it's going well.

You letting her ride Bucephalus on the road yet? :eek:

Go on, you know you want to :lol:

Welcome back.....

I know of a certain corrida red RS that may be of interest... Mr ffelan?

Glad it's going well.

You letting her ride Bucephalus on the road yet? :eek:

Go on' date=' you know you want to :lol:[/quote']

Oh yes, now and again. She is quite a defensive, competent rider.

Tavia 4x4, The vRS would not be purchased until the house is completed probably late October/early November.

I have set a budget of less than 10 grand. Ideally I ill find one (probably a Rally Red) for mid sevens/low eights and then I can whack on cruise and parking sensors if needed. Then I can gett it Jabba'd if they are still the people to go to. I have no idea what vRS motor mods are out there these days and would love to be brought up to speed on this...

Buy mine and you will be updated....

it has cruise.. no parking bongers but theyare for girls...

it has cruise..

For the straights? :confused:

For the straights? :confused:

Are you questioning ffelan's sexuality? :P

Rob.

Are you questioning ffelan's sexuality? :P

Rob.

no need to ... ask your sister in law....

Are you questioning ffelan's sexuality? :P

Rob.

Who isn't?

His boyfriend for a start....

Who isn't?[/b']

good point...

but do remember im not the one who drives a smart car.......

but do remember im not the one who drives a smart car.......

Don't try and sully other people's names to hide from your own dirty little secrets...

Rob.