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4 March, 201016 yr

to be fair he didnt state the age of the 3.0 diesel BMW.. maybe an older 1? lol

ohh and i also drive a BMW 320 SE 150bhp model... and the fabia standard is definately faster than that!

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Because you're not fat?

Thank you. Although I am working on that

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