Although joined here only a few days ago and have been driving a 2.0 GLX Octavia for the past three or so years, I picked up my Black Octy vRS yesterday and have found that now I have changed cars I find I have a lump in my jeans whilst driving. Am I the only person who suffered this problem or is it a common side effect of driving a car with so much power?

My wife has been trying to spike my tea with Bromide for the last few years and now she has seen the 'new' side effect the octy vRs has on my body she starts to sweat like a 'cornered virgin' every time she gets in my car with me!

Does this feeling of sheer pleasure from driving my new car subside or will I have to buy slightly bigger underpants to deal with this 'minor' side effect?

Help from others who have experienced this problem would be much appreciated, the other alternative is to appear on Trisha and pledge my undying love for my car over my wife!!!!

Yours Hopefully

Shandyman

Just get the wife to "take it as it comes"

Just get the wife to "take it as it comes"

:eek: Ooh err missus !

Well

First off Welcome :wavey:

Secondly, you COULD, get larger undies, or let the wife drive the car to see if it has a similiar effect - if so then you could both have extra large smiles.

Steve

LMAO

Bloody hell, you lot are as much use as an ash tray on a motor bike. I did try squeezing the end when i got excited but found out that just stopped a premour tremour. I dont fancy hitting it with a stick but feel i have little option.

This is more serious than you lot are letting on!

Come on, you guys are pros, help me out here!!!!!

PS do you have a banner in flash format that I can put on my little site www.banfatgirlsinhipsters.com

Wait until you

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GOD DAM GENIUS!!!

as for the erection poblem...get your wive to blow up off whislt driving.... nuff said..

Joel