Was watching a Clarkson DVD on Saturday night where he drove the Carrera GT

He referred to the Traction Control "off" button as the "Button of Death" :eek: :eek:

How can I rename the ESP button on the Octy

ESP ? thats the button used by an Extra Scary Person isn't it?

ESP = Botton for Tarts.

ESP, The Button of Mild Peril.

well, in the Pastie, the button is marked "ASR"

Which stands for "Absolutely Sod-all Reaction"

The system doesn't kick in at all under 1st, 2nd or 3rd gear action...............

But goes ballistic when it runs over a mild pothole or sleeping policemen, with lthe little light flashing madly............

I find the better Traction control system is one of the following..........

Size 11, Black Catapillar boots.......

or

beat-up pair of sneakers with a funny smell about them