Went to the Chinese the other night on the way home from work and a drunk decided he was going to be my best mate, despite having a perfectly sober girlfriend with him...

Asked me, what car I had and I told him so. Oh dear....out came the Skoda jokes! :wonder: :(

Maybe I shouldve taken him for a spin and scarred the shi te out of him!!

haha yeah, but to be fair, skoda's are rubbish

when someone asks me i say 'a skoda 1.2'

when i get an octavia 1.2 i'll still be saying 'i drive a skoda 1.2'

or if i get a superb 1.4 i'll be saying ' i drive a skoda 1.4', for those with a vrs you can say this

My response as a non-badge snob would probably be...

"Sorry, you must be confusing me with somebody who actually gives a s*** what you think"

@teflontom, i love your signature!

Lets get them over and out of the way, then...

Why does a Skoda have a heated rear window?

To keep your hands warm when you are pushing it!

What do you call a convertible Skoda?

A Skip!

What do you call a convertible Skoda, with twin exhaust pipes?

A Wheelbarrow!

What is the difference between a Skoda and a bucket of horse manure?

The bucket!

Thats for starters, any of the above could also be related to a Lada, a Nova, a Corsa, a Clio, an early Jap car, etc,ect!

I always used to ask my brother, a big BMW fan, why he liked them so much... He had no real answer, just that they were pose-mobiles. I had an old Mercedes 190E and told him he only liked BMW's as he couldn't spell Mercedes...

His only reply was "I can't spell BMW, either"!

dosnt bmw stand for break my windows

ohh actually i do have right of way in my bmwua

My mates threw a few jokes at me for ordering the car, although once i had emailed the pictures through when I picked it up they all went quite quiet !

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How do you double the value of a Skoda?

Fill it with fuel.

Which, if we are not careful will soon be true.

If you had an Audi it used to be a poor man's BMW, a VW is a poor man's Audi and a Skoda is a poor man's VW, what's a poor man's Skoda?

If you had an Audi it used to be a poor man's BMW, a VW is a poor man's Audi and a Skoda is a poor man's VW, what's a poor man's Skoda?

Lada

A Seat? lol

If you had an Audi it used to be a poor man's BMW, a VW is a poor man's Audi and a Skoda is a poor man's VW, what's a poor man's Skoda?

4 Corgis, 3 Daschunds, 2 Chihuahuas and a sledge.

If you had an Audi it used to be a poor man's BMW, a VW is a poor man's Audi and a Skoda is a poor man's VW, what's a poor man's Skoda?

Seat

i'm be waiting for the comments of my 2 neighbours,when i get mine on sat, who both got polos-looking forward to wiping the smug looks of their faces

why is everybody so defensive about skoda anyway? some sort of badge vigilante? and lets face they aren't that good anyway... i think the vag group build quality has suffered somewhat in recent years and the quality of the interior plastics in the skoda's is fisher-price standard to be frank

why is everybody so defensive about skoda anyway? some sort of badge vigilante? and lets face they aren't that good anyway... i think the vag group build quality has suffered somewhat in recent years and the quality of the interior plastics in the skoda's is fisher-price standard to be frank

Someone doesn't seem too happy this morning.

why is everybody so defensive about skoda anyway? some sort of badge vigilante? and lets face they aren't that good anyway... i think the vag group build quality has suffered somewhat in recent years and the quality of the interior plastics in the skoda's is fisher-price standard to be frank

Many people are defensive of what car they choose.

Maybe it's justifying the decision of what you bought or maybe it loyalty to the brand you have bought into... who knows?

I know Skoda are not the best cars in the world. But they are one of the best quality cars for the price in my opinion.