BLURT !

[Jonny5ive]

FRAUD OPERATIONS DEPARMENT

For added security and safe delivery,

your card(s) has/have been produced

under strict control and placed

unopened into an addressed envelope

for onward transmission

We trust that the document has been

received intact.

[@Lee]

I want to sniff the seat which Honeysuckle Weeks sat upon whilst filming 'Foyles War'.

[Aspman]

Corned beef and piccalilli obviously

[sausage roll]

Am I the only one here who wants to give Michelle Keegan the whole donkey punch experience???

[@Lee]

,,,,,,if you have been affected by any of the content in tonight's episode of Songs of Praise, or wish to discuss any issues raised, our counsellors are standing by to take your calls

[Longyear]

Down at the pub, filibuster said he was fascintated by Japanese Rice wine. But I think he was just being Sake..... (sarcy).

[richie]

Is freedom of expression allowed in modern society........ or even an internet forum.......... discuss!!

[Aspman]

Dundee graffiti -

"Poofs are gay"

Insult or statement of fact? I've never figured it out.

[Lazy Daisy]

Ooh La La

[Aspman]

Monkey Lover!

[Jonny5ive]

Input, innnpuuuuuut

[Lazy Daisy]

Mmmmmm, do it again

[Jonny5ive]

NO DISASSEMBLE

[Lazy Daisy]

What should you be doing ?

and what are you doing ?

[@Lee]

Is freedom of expression allowed in modern society........ or even an internet forum.......... discuss!!

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[Longyear]

Quagmire had used up his last discount card, and considered the emotional toil involved with full-price bingo participation.

[Aspman]

Just hit the big mouse Howard!

[sausage roll]

Why does my little head seem to have more control over me than my proper head?

[richie]

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DILLIGAF???????

[RainbowFire]

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes.

It is in fact true.

It's called living.

[Jonny5ive]

Mmmmm................... Managerial Competency Based Interview Questions :drool:

[Longyear]

70s/80s Children's TV presenter Brian Cant has released his autobiography, entitled "complete and utter Cant".

[RainbowFire]

I never use turn signals. It's nobody's business where I'm going!

[@Lee]

I'll be there in a minute darlin', you look like I need another drink first.

[Harvey1978]

Tyrone, you silly fat b*st*rd