Ok ok so it's really just a Christmas sale!

For our last day at work of 2012 we have decided to giveaway our remaining stock of STS units!

Buy a Stage 1 remap before 13:00 today (or the end of the world, whichever comes first) and you'll receive the STS FREE OF CHARGE, along with a little Christmas gift from us at Shark Performance.

If the STS doesn't support your car, or you just don't want one, then we'll honour the same £150 discount against any Stage 1 map instead! So those with CR engines cars or newer protected ECU cars don't lose out.

Our office closes at 13:00 today, so call us on 01623 332233 before then to place your order. We only have a limited stock of STS units and once they're gone they're gone!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from all at Shark Performance and we look forward to serving you in 2013. If the world doesn't end of course.

Hi

So what would the price be for my PD150 Toledo for stage 1 with no STS but discount instead?

Cheers

Damo

And can I still claim 10% freedom discount on top

Cheers

Damo

what is your refund policy, assuming armageddon happens?

Hi

So what would the price be for my PD150 Toledo for stage 1 with no STS but discount instead?

Cheers

Damo

Hi Damo

A staggering £149 and I'm afraid you can't claim your Freedom discount on top. Must be booked and paid for today as per the post above! 01623 332233

Thats a staggering deal for the best stage 1 remap on the market! (imo of course!)

what is your refund policy, assuming armageddon happens?

If the world ends then refunds can be claimed by calling our post-armageddon hotline on 0800-WEDIEDYESTERDAY and speaking to Endy McWorld who will be happy to process your request.

Due to popular demand on Facebook.. we have agreed to offer £100 off our DPF off packages too!

Stage 0 PD DPF removal: £349 inc VAT

Stage 1 PD DPF removal :£569 inc VAT

Today only! 01623 332233

If the world ends then refunds can be claimed by calling our post-armageddon hotline on 0800-WEDIEDYESTERDAY and speaking to Endy McWorld who will be happy to process your request.

You can tell when Bens is in the office. (or was it Tony? Maybe we'll never know.....) People are telling apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow...!!

Ok, what's an STS lol and how much and what needs to be done to remap my mk1 fabia vrs?!!

thanks y'all

Edit

'self tuning system' So for £300 ill get the stage one map and the sts unit/cable?

Edited 21 December, 201213 yr by vrs oh yes

Hi Damo

A staggering £149 and I'm afraid you can't claim your Freedom discount on top. Must be booked and paid for today as per the post above! 01623 332233

Oh, that's a shame :(

I would have had it if I got the freedom discount too

Thanks for the reply

Damo

Oh, that's a shame :(

I would have had it if I got the freedom discount too

Thanks for the reply

Damo

Lol - You hard bargainer

Ok I am actually looking at getting my car re-mapped - Currently standard.

What the hell is a STS?

Oh, that's a shame :(

I would have had it if I got the freedom discount too

Thanks for the reply

Damo

Come on Damo, are you being serious?! We can't possibly be expected to offer discount on top of discount.

Ok, what's an STS lol and how much and what needs to be done to remap my mk1 fabia vrs?!!

thanks y'all

Edit

'self tuning system' So for £300 ill get the stage one map and the sts unit/cable?

Exactly that yes, £299 + £9.99 postage would be the stage 1 map and Self Tuning System unit.

Only 1.5 hours left, and the STS supply is dwindling!

Ok I am actually looking at getting my car re-mapped - Currently standard.

What the hell is a STS?

The STS is the Self Tuning System - see http://www.sharkperformance.co.uk/sts.asp for details. The unit allows you to apply the map at home without travelling, and allows you to switch between stock and stage 1 as often as you wish. It also has an immobiliser anti-theft function.

Hope that helps! Less than 90 minutes to go!

Come on Damo, are you being serious?! We can't possibly be expected to offer discount on top of discount.

Thought it was season o goodwill that's all

Damo

So i understand this right - I pay for this you ship it too my address I plug it in (Where) and I have remapped my car? This can then be turned off anytime?

Also what price would it be then for this with all the discounts?

Thought it was season o goodwill that's all

Damo

It is the season of goodwill - and it works both ways mate £150 off is a hefty discount, that's more than 50% on your car. Stop arguing and ring the number man!

Ignore top post - Just watched the video.

How much is it then and also - If i wanted to use it on another car how much would it cost for an additional file?

So i understand this right - I pay for this you ship it too my address I plug it in (Where) and I have remapped my car? This can then be turned off anytime?

Also what price would it be then for this with all the discounts?

Yes that's exactly it. You plug it in to the diagnostic port on the car which on a Mk1 Fabia VRS is behind the little cubby hole near the drivers' right knee. You can return the car to standard whenever you like and switch between them unlimited times.

The price with discount is £308.99 delivered to your door, Merry Christmas!

Ignore top post - Just watched the video.

How much is it then and also - If i wanted to use it on another car how much would it cost for an additional file?

The STS can only be used on one car at a time, so if you are looking for a map for more than one car you'd need two STS units... but when they're free it doesn't matter!!

If you sell the car and come back to us for a new map, you need to return the Fabia to standard and we discount subsequent maps by 25% as a goodwill gesture.

I'm stuck at work till 3 Ben

I can order a remap before 1, but not pay till after 3

Guess I'm unlucky then...unless you take PayPal?

Damo

Hi Damo

Please call the office to discuss if you can

Get off the phone Ben so I can talk to you lol