if only your iq was as high as your sperm count.....

and you are still wishing for the opposite? I think your partner has to be in the same county once a year that to have any real effect.

...oh i see you mean my wife... not my partner;)

pineapple is always around....

I'll call the RSPCA!!

:Cat:

i'll tell your mummy.

My mum knows.