Betty the Yeti gets a new friend ...

[Bobdog]

... SWMBO has decided I have to sell the MGB, which she has always refused to drive because she can't get the seat adjusted comfortably, so that she can have a fun car for the summer. At least the colour almost matches the Yeti. MG off to a classic car auction next week.

[angrybeard]

This makes me unusually sad. I am unhappy about this, although the boat matches your personality more than the MGB does

[yetifabia]

Hmmmm - No probs with the car, but the two shades of red clash. Can you get her a separate drive?

[Steph64]

Red is such a great colour - waxes up a treat; only one of my stable is red, a bit jelous ;-)

[ernieb]

That car really shines, looks good.

I'd still prefer the MGB!

[Bobdog]

I prefer the MGB, but apparently I have "too many toys" and have to dispose of some.

[ernieb]

Are you going to the corner and play with the ones you have left?

[Bobdog]

Oh yes!

[wakev]

Don't do it Bob a man can never have too many TOYS :no:, just give her a bolster seat and stop listening to her.

She can only divorce you

[Hairball]

Selling the MGB Bob, nooo, you need to make up a reason to keep it but put it to SWMBO that it was her idea all along, an investment, a way to keep you out of her hair....(bad example sorry) Failing that there is always the corner....

[Bobdog]

She can only divorce you

I can't afford another divorce, I've had 3 already ... and I'm retired remember - she's out working, I'm a 'kept man' these days :sun: .

Who would bring home the :$$$: and buy my :beer: ?

[rafi_arch]

Betty the Yeti & _____ the Beetle... (has it a name already ?)

Enjoy !

[Freshacre]

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

I am visualising a great big metaphorical thumb... ... ... ...

That surely must be some hold she has - applied firmly and with tightly ratcheted pressure...

Unless, of course, you're being devious here,and blaming the wife to garner sympathy . Hmmmm!!

[loftypeak2]

Bobdog, that MGB looks as though it is a 4x4 with freewheel hubs, sell Betty instead.. ........

[MarieK]

Betty the Yeti & _____ the Beetle... (has it a name already ?)

Enjoy !

Postman Pat meets Noddy

[Bobdog]

Betty the Yeti & _____ the Beetle... (has it a name already ?)

Enjoy !

I am told (by she who names all our cars) that it is 'Bella the Beetle'. I have learned that names generally have to be alliterative, but may also have other connotations. The last 3 letters of the reg plate are 'LBV' which SWMBO informs me stands for 'La Belle Vie' ... hence 'Bella'. The MGB was "Blodwen" ... Blodwen the B, but we bought her from a bloke in South Wales, hence the Welsh name. We've had Polly the Passat, Vera the VR6. Vicky the Volvo, Sexy Susie Sprite and "that sh*tty Subaru" among many others. We once had 'Bessie the Beemer', and in the same way that her highness has decreed that 'LBV' is 'La Belle Vie' I tried to make something of the letters on its plate, 'MBJ' ...'morning b**w j*b' ... caused me a lot of pain that.

Oh yes ... my guide to perfect married life (being on marriage number 4 I speak from considerable experience, one learns most from one's mistakes): whatever she says there are only 3 acceptable responses.

1. "Yes dear".

2. "Sorry dear".

3. "Doing it now dear".

NEVER, EVER ... "No dear".

I once risked "Did it yesterday dear" but I got a slap for being a smartarse.

[Bobdog]

Postman Pat meets Noddy

Guess that makes me "Big Ears", now where's my red hat, blue jacket and yellow trousers?

[loftypeak2]

I once risked "Did it yesterday dear" but I got a slap for being a smartarse.

Better make those trousers brown, ready for the next slap in case it is a harder one