Why is a pussy just like the weather? When it's wet, its time to go inside. 

I think im going to need some kind of catchy slogan on the rear screen hahaha

Maybe a small print under the letters on the plate so when they look at the plate they see the slogan.

Maybe a small print under the letters on the plate so when they look at the plate they see the slogan.

Should have thought of that sooner, I ordered some dubmeister plates and you can have stuff laserd onto it! 

Deffo have to get something put on the bottom of the plate- patrol/wagon/lover/eater/destroyer etc.

Or maybe you are a homosexual? So - hater? Lol

Deffo have to get something put on the bottom of the plate- patrol/wagon/lover/eater/destroyer etc.

Or maybe you are a homosexual? So - hater? Lol

Haha, loving the diversity. Most definately am not.

 

I like the sound of that, i might phone dubmeister and get them to etch one of them on the plate before they send them out! 

Pussy hater lol.

Just showed the Mrs, rolled her eyes and let our a "oh god" in disgust. Lololol, not sure it'll get you any pussy BUT its certainly individual.

I'd prob not have it on my car but if you got the cash spare and you like it, why not? Pussy 'ole lol

Please have my favourite word etched above the plate...

 

Simply;

 

 

'Moist'

Thanks mate ... oh and by the way thats a lovely car! Is it out the body shop yet!?

Yeah its out now, will throw some pics on the recent pics of your car thread.

Here's one

 

"If in doubt pull it out"

My neighbour is a fecking bellend and he loves his private plates. i seen a good one for him...

 

                                                              W4N K3R 1

Please have my favourite word etched above the plate...

Simply;

'Moist'

You been watching too much of that dapper bloke lol

My neighbour is a fecking bellend and he loves his private plates. i seen a good one for him...

W4N K3R 1

I did see one that said just W4NKK

Pussy is better. Haha

My girlfriend takes me by the hand and leads me down to the games room.

She gets on top of the snooker table and onto her hands and knees.

She's got on a skirt and I can see she's not wearing any knickers.

She says, "Pink or brown. Take your pick."

I said, "How the **** can I play snooker when you're on the table?!"

Stupid cow

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/KIll-Bill-Pussy-Wagon-Keychain-keyring-key-ring-chain-/251390039254?pt=UK_DVD_Film_TV_Film_Memorabilia_LE&hash=item3a880394d6

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/KIll-Bill-Pussy-Wagon-Keychain-keyring-key-ring-chain-/251390039254?pt=UK_DVD_Film_TV_Film_Memorabilia_LE&hash=item3a880394d6

I might actually buy this! To add to the comedy effect.

Hah quality. Knew what it was straight away. I wouldn't like it on my car personally but it is a good plate. And if I seen it on the road I would probably pis* my self.

You do need to get a slogan under the plate thou. Would finish it off.

I might actually buy this! To add to the comedy effect.

Has to be done!

Has to be done!

No brainier.

It's raining today.... My pussy's all wet.

lmao why not

So, last night I bought myself a private number plate. I saw the thread on here about have you seen any funny ones.

This made me laugh... And so.... I bought it.

I personally thought it was great, my grandad wanted it for himself haha

Yay or nay.

It won't hurt my feelings it you say I'm a knob, haha

 

At least yo've not given your car a lexArse!