how about 'clothes off, face down, a55 up!'

Joel

What about:-

Should've brought a car with SIX gears

My first car was a Citroen Dyane (similar to 2CV). It was handpainted black (with lots of paint runs), bright red wheels and an inflatable surfboard on top.

I had a sticker on it saying "What Are You Staring At Dickhead", that usually got a few laughs.

Could be a good one for a number plate!

After my recent traffic cop encounter I'd go for:

"Yes Mr Policeman, this number plate is illegal and I will get it changed straight away "

(My type face was not the size it is meant to be)

Lee

After my recent traffic cop encounter I'd go for:

"Yes Mr Policeman' date=' this number plate is illegal and I will get it changed straight away "

(My type face was not the size it is meant to be)

Lee[/quote']

you could always say "the real plates are in the boot, i must of forgotten to change them over ..im so sorry officer"

Lol

In my case it will be "proper plates are wedged in passenger seat back pocket, ossifer"

The ones on my old golf used to say "If you don't like my Driving, Stop Watching me!"

In my case it will be "proper plates are wedged in passenger seat back pocket, ossifer"

My first car was a Citroen Dyane (similar to 2CV). It was handpainted black (with lots of paint runs)' date=' bright red wheels and an inflatable surfboard on top.

I had a sticker on it saying "What Are You Staring At Dickhead", that usually got a few laughs.

Could be a good one for a number plate![/quote']

glad I re-visited this thread

I'll be having CZECH MATE! on my new plates