A little ditty from that pesky spider in the door mirrors that made me chuckle - spent about 5 minutes trying to blast a web away with the pressure washer yesterday, wouldn't budge. And then noticed one still in place whilst I was doing 70+ on the motorway this morning.

 

Stubborn things eh?

 

 

Hi there!

 

As you might have noticed, over the weekend someone – mentioning no names! – managed to knock down the web I’d built between the passenger door and the passenger-side door mirror of your car. Again!

 

Well, just to let you know I’ve been working flat out and the good news is, the web is rebuilt! It was a rush job and it’s not quite as big as before but don’t worry, it’s a work in progress and I’m confident I can make it just as large and just as covered in tiny bits of leaf!

 

I’m sure you’re probably concerned about some other aspects of the web such as whether it will blow away if you drive at high speed on the motorway. Well, I have marvellous news! It won’t! In fact, I’m pretty confident that no matter how fast you drive, the web will still be there! You’ll forget about it when you get out of your car but rest assured, you’ll notice it when you’re driving along!

 

You may also have some worries about what do when washing your car. Well, I’m afraid in such circumstances the web will be damaged but don’t worry about me. No matter how much water you spray into the passenger-side door mirror the great news is, I’ll be okay! You see, I received water survival training from my cousin. I think you might know him actually. He’s in your bath as we speak!

 

By the way, if this new web does not meet with your satisfaction, please do let me know. I can always build another one! And another one! And another one! In fact, I’m more than happy to keep building them for the rest of the time you own the car! And I will!

 

All the best!

 

The spider inside your passenger door mirror

 

 

 

 

Credit to Sniff Petrol for the story :clap:

 

Dear Spider,

I haven't seen you since I squirted fly spray behind the mirror...

Dear Spider,

I haven't seen you since I squirted fly spray behind the mirror...

 

Superb!!! 

Harsh but effective 

Haha this made me laugh. I've got one In my mirror too that keeps popping it, i get rid of it and suddenly another one arrives !

Remember Barney, gone but not forgotten

 

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Ah yes, Barney, how could we forget. RIP Barney.

I have a spider in each of my door mirrors, have wiped cob-weds away only to find they have been rebuilt, in the morning.

If their so determined then who am I to evict these squatters..LOL

I have one hiding in the boot of my estate... Ever since I brimmed it with this years wood for the stove. Thankfully he is sticking to the boot! Probably a mate of the one in my wing mirror

Nice one, made me chuckle that