And not by crucifying him in my car... coz that would be irrisponsible

Was on the phone to a user today... (****ing computer tardbert)

and he was whinging on about how old and antiquated, our companies systems are... then he mentioned his mate who was a computer boffin... how he has a phat connection, loads of computers..

"he has loads of computers, can download films from the internet, hosts a couple of forums... he even has the FULL SCOOBY WORKSHOP MANUAL on his PC, all 2500 pages of it... tells u how to dismantle and repair every part of a scooby"

to this i replied

"ahh, so is handy for replacing chocolate pistons then"

him:

"oh harr harr, your very funny... bet you saw that thing on ebay then.."

me:

"well yeah, but its a known fact that subaru do use chocolate pistons, cos they melt pretty quickly" (laughing to myself)

him " you can laugh all you want. you f**kin to55er"

*click* brrrrrr - he hung up on me PMSL

that brightened my day....

Some people just need to lighten up!

I do love people like that, always complaining about how **** things are, then can't take criticism themselves....

Steve

classic

i had a guy a few days back complaing at the state of a local brook/stream

"it F***ing needs digging out and tidying up,your company this, your company that(like i own the company)"

i was nodding in agreement(humouring him),then when i get on the phone to the local authoirity.

"its on his land its his responsability "

"my word of the week has been "ripearian(sp) ownership " i call it karma

Bit Harsh.....But Funny