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agree with bengie.... he was not trying.

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the M3 is a very fast car when it wants to be. not knocking the fabia :)

Fair points everyone. Back to the point of the thread topics. Who has been let out by a bmw driver??

Fair points everyone. Back to the point of the thread topics. Who has been let out by a bmw driver??

:wave23d: i have, and it was into the outside lane on the dual carriageway :eek:

Oddly enough, since I bought mine last year I've been let out loads of times by other bmw drivers. :D

Whenever I drive a Bimmer I am the most courteous road user you will ever see. Feels good to right some of the wrongs.

Fair points everyone. Back to the point of the thread topics. Who has been let out by a bmw driver??
I have, and a very good looking she was to :thumbup:
BMW drivers are p r i c k s. well the ones I see on the road are. im sure some are very nice.

who cares about speed and how fast the car is...being a skoda owner/driver will make me a better person...if being a BMW driver turns you into a selfish w**ker then id rather drive a slow skoda.

rant over :)

I bought my Octavia from a guy I work with. He replaced it with a 3 series BMW.

Does that mean he changed from a very nice man into a "p r i c k" overnight?

Everybody who stereotypes is a t0sser! ;)

:rofl::rofl: :rofl:

you have to be kidding?....capable as the fabia is, the chances of it "beating" an M3 from a standing start are about as remote as Professor Stephen Hawkins programming a Tourettes program into his voice box..........get a grip puuuurrlease!

New advert that sums up the average Octavia driver .......

old_man_with_pipe_070.jpg

:rofl: :rofl:

I look younger from t'other side :haha:

As you will see from how the thread is going Jonny, we now have a Fabia which will outdrag an M3 from a standing start (and the M3 was trying :rofl: ). Didn't you know how fast the Fabia is? ;)

hahaha. Despite people taking the p*ss, the Fabia claims just keep on coming.... I out-dragged a milk float the other day and he was trying, a bit.

- plenty of blinkered people with the wrong attitude also own Skodas :)

Like myself.

i'll happily bet all 3 of my cars and the car that i'm buying next week to say that your fabia vRS cannot[/b'] beat an M3 off the line if it was actually racing.( when i say M3 i mean a proper modern one not a knackered out old banger M3 :)

Even a knackered-out old banger M3 would beat the Fabia vRS off the line.

I bought my Octavia from a guy I work with. He replaced it with a 3 series BMW.

Does that mean he changed from a very nice man into a "p r i c k" overnight?

Everybody who stereotypes is a t0sser! ;)

everyone stereotypes! it's fact! I wish you to prove me wrong!:thumbup:

any way I saw this guy today in a 5 series BMW and he was at some lights. the lights were clearly on red and he decided to not wait till they went amber or green but he thought as the other cars had stopped coming from the other direction it was his right to go when he wanted to.

what a jerk.

As for tarring people with a brush...... I can do, I will do, is it hurting anyone?

NO the answer is

If you do drive a BMW and reading this now I will always hold judgement on any one until they make out they are king of the road!

Tinkerbell.....it is mainly male drivers that it applies to and as I said some are ok but mostly from MY experience they are idiots.

im not sure what stereo type was for my clio 1.2? probably spotty youth?

you'd be right!:thumbup: lol

I write on here my experiences and use them to back up what I think of people. Other seems to blaaart **** into the keyboard!

everyone stereotypes! it's fact! I wish you to prove me wrong!:thumbup:

Yeh, that was kinda the joke. (I was stereotyping stereotypers)

What you're saying then (if I read correctly) is that you're a 'Guilty until proven innocent' type of guy. :D

Yeh' date=' that was kinda the joke. (I was stereotyping stereotypers)

What you're saying then (if I read correctly) is that you're a 'Guilty until proven innocent' type of guy. :D[/quote']

pretty much! I hate the UK law. But sometimes you can use it in your own favour ;)

European law is the opposite!

bmw drivers are complete tits the majority of them are anyway! on the m5 this x5 decides to tail gate me on the outside lane while im doing about 90ish anyway and he still decides to push me, got to a empty bit of road and just taped the breaks seen him in my mirror nose went straight down and he steered to the left and then undertook me!!!...tbh i couldnt give a damn if he went off the road he tried to run me out of the way in the 1st place, flid!:mad:

:wave23d: i have, and[/b'] it was into the outside lane on the dual carriageway :eek:

Me 2!! :eek:

Mind you I was driving works Focus at the time... :thumbdwn:

I had a bad experience with a X5 once too. It was on a dark windy road in derbyshire... I was doing the limit which was 60mph (safe for the road and environment) and i saw this lights swiftly approaching behind me. Well they cuaght up with me and started flashing thier lights to say "get out of my way, D I C K extension coming through"

I was not happy at all. seconds later he decided he wasn't happy doing 60mph and overtook me on a blind bend:eek:

I saw him after the corner and he was flying must been atleast 100mph....he entered the 40mph zone shortly after doing a similar speed:thumbdwn: :eek: . what an idiot!!

no wonder BM drivers get a stereotype.

it's maybe be a case of a minority causing problems for the majority but I see it everyday on the way to work.

I bet it loses BMW a few customers...if only they didn't get this stereotype, BMW would sell 1000's more cars every year.

I bet it loses BMW a few customers...if only they didn't get this stereotype, BMW would sell 1000's more cars every year.

Interestingly I was talking to my office mate about this yesterday as his fiancee is from Germany (Bavaria I believe). Out there it's the Audi driver's who are all to$$ers and the BMW drivers who are all well behaved road users. Unfortunately, it means that he has to sell his Audi A3 as a result, but the jury is still out on what will replace it. Currently looking like a Jag S-type :eek: :rofl:

Chris

Round here it's Merc drivers (as there's a garage close by).

I often wonder how many drivers get out of their cars with "road rage" and say "Swap yer". It is after all the drivers rather than the cars - now there's a revelation :hilarius:

Mo

Back to the point though Who has been let out by a BMW driver???

On the other hand how many BMW drivers have u let out? :D

Even a knackered-out old banger M3 would beat the Fabia vRS off the line.

One of the places I work for has an old ex-drift school M3. Utter nail, but it is bonkers rapid. Much faster than any VRS I've ever been in. There might be a few on here which might give it a run for it's money, but standard... I can't think so.

New advert that sums up the average Octavia driver .......

old_man_with_pipe_070.jpg

:rofl: :rofl:

Those atomic dust particles are playing havoc with your skin Jon!!:rofl:

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