***Breaking news as rubber v carpet mat dispute

enters second week with rubber leading 2 to 1 ***

 

 

Meanwhile, don't forget to cast your vote at this link:

 

Both! depends on season

I wish someone would ask Starmer and Sunak about their car footwell choice during these TV leader election debates. We'd get: 

Sunak: "Rubber mats every time. Practical, easy to clean, affordable. We are committed to all citizens having rubber mats by the age of 4."

Starmer: "Well...yes...I believe it is for car mats to decide what they are for themselves...we must avoid imposing our perceptions, which may be ill-informed, on any mat."

Later that evening: *Audience riots in studio*