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I'm suprised anyone can find the BMW Z4 or particularly the Ferrari Enzo ugly, but then I guess it's a good job we're all different! the Z3 however is a proper girls car!

The Z3 wasn't nearly as ugly as the Z4 is. Ugly as sin, true, but the Z4 is a hideous abomination.

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1. All Peugeots.

2 All Protons

3. All Ssyangyongs

3.All Daewoo's ...er.....Chevrolets...who are they trying to kid......

4 FSB Census V6

5. Bristols - ALL of them, hideous attempts. Morgan do it so much more convincingly.

No ones mentioned the roomster or the furby II yet??

What about the new(ish) Rolls Royce ?

Ford Scorpio?

What about the new(ish) Rolls Royce ?

Yes add that one - has all the design qualities of a building brick , a disgrace to the name :thumbdwn:

I rather like the Z4 :confused:

Another vote for the Nissan Micra - or anything else with silly bugeyed headlamps with lumps sticking out of the top of them.

Have seen two examples of some revolting big septic shooting brake thing just recently - think it must be a Cadillac - has some wierd name on the back that doesn't give much of a clue and haven't managed to see the badge on the front.

hmmm.:rubchin: In no particular order

Isuzu Vehi-X - remember that one?

Any Hummer

Fiat Seicento (rounded off all the appeal of the boxy cinquicento)

1 series - ugly, ugly, ugly

Lexus RX

hmmm.:rubchin: In no particular order

Isuzu Vehi-X - remember that one?

Any Hummer

Fiat Seicento (rounded off all the appeal of the boxy cinquicento)

1 series - ugly, ugly, ugly

Lexus RX

Forgot about the BMW 1

So :- to recap

Mini AND BMW 1 (wonder who makes them both).

Chrysler Cruiser

Nissan Micra

& anything that Jeremy Klaxon is sitting in

Any current Cadillac, "Hummer" H-2 and another American Suburban Useless Vehicle.

- X3

- X5

- 1-series

- any Clio except the latest

- Yaris Verso

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These bloody things!! They look like a cross between postman Pat's vehicle and a disabled car and they're everybloodywhere in London creeping up on me when I'm cycling home.....

...oh ****** the pictures disappeared now !! ??

Bear with me!!

...now it's too small......

Bear with me!!

Way hay.....

hahahahahahaha :rofl: Brilliant!
Ford Scorpio?

Or, as Iain Banks called it (in 'Whit') the "Ford Dead Cod".

Why don't people like the one series? Not a pop, really am curious... :rubchin:

Why don't people like the one series? Not a pop, really am curious... :rubchin:

it looks like somthing a very big dog has chewed

it looks like somthing a very big dog has chewed

And shat out the other end:D

Good job its a bloody good drive the ol' 1 series!!

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These bloody things!! They look like a cross between postman Pat's vehicle and a disabled car .

Thought Postman Pat had an Furby vRS:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Or, as Iain Banks called it (in 'Whit') the "Ford Dead Cod".

:D :D :D

Why don't people like the one series? Not a pop, really am curious... :rubchin:

I think they look rather handsome with the M kit on, but otherwise no, not particularly good looking, but a fantastic drive!

No ones mentioned the roomster ??

I did, and so did someone else before me.

I did, and so did someone else before me.

do appologise was flicking through very quickly last night after work. Glad i'm not the only one who thinks it then.

Think i'd add the VW Fox to the list of ugly too.

Good job its a bloody good drive the ol' 1 series!!

If you like discomfort & frequent visits to your chiropractor - even Klaxon says they're crap.

They really do have to rate as one of the ugliest, most misshapen cars on the road - and that is when they are clean, dirty they look even worse.

"I tell you what - lets cram every detail from the 5 and 6 series into a lot smaller car. Who cares if it looks like something a dog left behind."

If you like discomfort & frequent visits to your chiropractor - even Klaxon says they're crap.

They really do have to rate as one of the ugliest, most misshapen cars on the road - and that is when they are clean, dirty they look even worse.

"I tell you what - lets cram every detail from the 5 and 6 series into a lot smaller car. Who cares if it looks like something a dog left behind."

I am commenting on the drive you prat, not the looks :rolleyes:
Why don't people like the one series? Not a pop, really am curious... :rubchin:

I just don't like the look of it, no matter how good a drive it may be. I find I think "yuck" to a lot of new cars when they're first revealed, but then they grow on me (5-series for example), but this hasn't happened with the 1-series - it's still "yuck." I'd rather have a Fabia (honestly.)

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I just don't like the look of it, no matter how good a drive it may be. I find I think "yuck" to a lot of new cars when they're first revealed, but then they grow on me

When I started the thread this was how I compiled the list. As you say the looks can grow on you but with some they just don't. There are a lot of cars from the past which are ugly but I was looking at current models only. I really can't understand why someone would go out and order a brand new ugly car. :confused:

Still, it takes all kinds. ;)

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