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Suzuki Cappuccino

Ford Probe

Any currant peugeot

fiat multipla

Any daewoo especially the one that looks like an old Astra

Just outside the top 5

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I just don't like the look of it, no matter how good a drive it may be. I find I think "yuck" to a lot of new cars when they're first revealed, but then they grow on me (5-series for example), but this hasn't happened with the 1-series - it's still "yuck." I'd rather have a Fabia (honestly.)

But the '1 is a hell of a lot better than the Fabia :confused:

I'd rather have a Fabia (honestly.)

Blimey, you really dont like the 1 series do you!

I am commenting on the drive you prat, not the looks :rolleyes:

You're the prat for using offensive language.

And, for going 'off topic'.

I tell you what - why don't we all slag each other off Goodtime. I wonder where that would get us all - as opposed to trying to be civilised human beings and using some moderation in our language. It is a Forum, we are entitled to express our opinions - in a civil manner.

And, most people who post here actually think before they write.

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Original Fiat Multipla (the new one is just plain bland , which is worse than being ugly , but thats another story)

The Fiat Doblo (yuck)

SSangYong Rodus (makes me want to puke)

Lada Samara (the only car to make a Riva look good)

Kia Picanto (tiny wheels big fat gob of a grille)

1. SSangYong Rodus (an abomination of I hesitate to say it, a car)

2. Vauxhall Corsa (Johnnie Burberry's favourite car)

3. $h1troen Paxo (any model)

4. Every large 4x4 in the world (except the X5).

5. Fiat Dobber (as I like to think of it)

There are several more candidates but you only said five :(

:rofl: :rofl:

Suzuki X-90 is worthy of top spot, just above Fiat Multipla, which in turn is marginally more offensive on the eye than the BMW-X series, which are just as ugly but so much more expensive than the whole raft of tall boxy wardrobes on wheels that are in the Wagon R type of thing family. Fifth place is a close call between many horrendous styling excersises. BMW half series just gets it I reckon.

Chris

Suzuki X-90 is worthy of top spot, just above Fiat Multipla, which in turn is marginally more offensive on the eye than the BMW-X series, which are just as ugly but so much more expensive than the whole raft of tall boxy wardrobes on wheels that are in the Wagon R type of thing family. Fifth place is a close call between many horrendous styling excersises. BMW half series just gets it I reckon.

Chris

Thought you'd be tucked up in cosy motel bedroom by now !

Can't resist, can you ?

Yeh, forgot the X-bloated whale- 90

Good job its a b!00dy good drive the ol' 1 series!!

Who was it who described it as "The World's only 5-door 2 seater"? I know it's a quote, and not from me, cos I wouldn't touch a Careless Angle Bayerische Mist Wagon with a bargepole!

As always there is a whole site dedicated to it ...

The Ugliest Cars in Britain

I did notice a Citreon DS in there somewhere. Must be blind.

Thought you'd be tucked up in cosy motel bedroom by now !

Can't resist, can you ?

Yeh, forgot the X-bloated whale- 90

After the drive up I was not feeling particularly sleepy;) Took me 3 hours to get back in the day though.

Chris

Nothing out of the ordinary here...

1. Fiat Multipla

2. Kia Rio

3. Volvo 480

4. Renault Vel Satis..or whatever the piece of ****e is known as

5. Proton Impian

Theres loads more but only five were asked for:P

1- All Range Rover & Land rover

2- Mercedes M class

3- Mitsubishi Shogun/Pajero

4- BMW x3 & x5

5- Porche Cayenne

How about a poll of what cars are not ugly? I think few cars of the moment could be described as pretty. BMW are now minging, and my Fabia looks like a 10 pinter from some angles. The stupid small car high bonnet look caused by the euro regs is awful. If people are pi$$ed and walk out in the road that's their fault, no need to make cars look ugly to save them.

But for uglyness, I'd have:

1) Roomster

2) Anything by Ssangyong (however that's spelt...)

3) Multipla

4) All current BMW's.

5) New S-class Mercedes.

And in a category all of it's own, the seats of the fabia vRS.

1- All Range Rover & Land rover

2- Mercedes M class

3- Mitsubishi Shogun/Pajero

4- BMW x3 & x5

5- Porche Cayenne

Do i detect a dislikeing of 4x4's :D

As always there is a whole site dedicated to it ...

The Ugliest Cars in Britain

I did notice a Citreon DS in there somewhere. Must be blind.

It's more of a "cars I don't like" site than anything put together with any logic behind it. They have the 105E Anglia in there too. What they don't seem to have thought about is how cars looked in their own context along with the other stuff that was around at the time.

Citroen DS still looks classy more than 50 years after its introduction.

It's more of a "cars I don't like" site than anything put together with any logic behind it. They have the 105E Anglia in there too. What they don't seem to have thought about is how cars looked in their own context along with the other stuff that was around at the time.

Citroen DS still looks classy more than 50 years after its introduction.

Thats what I thought too, there are only a few cars featured that are mentioned in this thread and seems to have a bias against older cars.

Looks pretty damn good in black! :

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.. and that should have read "OVER 50 years after its introduction"

Theres nowt wrong with a DS , or indeed an Anglia (especially with a Lotus twink in it , running on minilites...mmmm)

There's a cracking bit in Jim Clark's autobiography where he is lent an Anglia for the weekend by Colin Chapman and accepts somewhat reluctantly. Half way back up the M1 he has to stop to look under the bonnet of this rather uncharacteristically lively Anglia ... :D

They should have done an official Lotus Anglia!

Citroen DS - where Hollywood still (50-odd years later) turns first when they want a background "car of 30 years in the future".

skoda fabia, egg box on wheels.

1. Nissan Primera

2. Citroen C5

3. Chrysler PT Cruiser

4. Chrysler Crossfire

5. This.... nissanprairie.jpg

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