Well, last night I was dealt a crippling blow and it's time to sell the Octavia (aka Da Slug)

It's a sad story, there was I, sitting in a fellow Briskodian's house in south wales, the Octy was parked outside.

I'm sipping on my tea when the front door opens, and in comes a lovely blonde lady and her son, and the son say's

Is that your VAUXHALL parked out the front mate, your lights are on.

Not sure if I can look at the car in the same way now ..... sniff .......

PMSL!!!

Lets all chant together:

"fulffy drives a Vauxhaul... fluffy drives a Vauxhall, gimme a V, gimme an A, gimme a U..."

So, which Vauxhall were they mistaking it for? A Corsa or a Tigra? :confused:

I can only offer my humblest apology and sincere regret at this incident and let me say that no soon had you left he was severely reprimanded, and again this morning before I left for work, I would like to point out at this stage that he is in fact my step son and nothing to do with my loins, and I am on the point of disowning him totally and I have contacted my solicitor to have him struck off the will.

That said it was quite amusing :P:P

Ah but Tony you did say blonde (sorry) and most women including me at times cannot see what make of car it is :( sorry dude.......

Sarah

I feel your pain... :lol:

It could have been worse, he could of said the Vauxhall Ve**ra ! :eek:

It could have been worse than that - he could have said Allegro.

So, which Vauxhall were they mistaking it for? A Corsa or a Tigra? :confused:

:rofl::rofl:

So, which Vauxhall were they mistaking it for? A Corsa or a Tigra? :confused:

Mistaken for the Millenium Nova iirc, easy mistake to make I suppose as I was sat having a brew with my co-pilot "wellard"

Welcome to the official TAFF WARS website - ****in' tidy like, innit?

Mistaken for the Millenium Nova iirc, easy mistake to make I suppose as I was sat having a brew with my co-pilot "wellard"

Welcome to the official TAFF WARS website - ****in' tidy like, innit?

Woof woof :rofl:

Cheeky vauxhall driving bathplug......................... I'm glad he said it now, he's back on the will:P:P

whats all the fuss? after all she was blonde - what would she know?

Nobody seems to be worried about the son. He should be taken into care immediately.

whats all the fuss? after all she was blonde - what would she know?

She never said anything it was my dear stepson that made the gastly mistake

Nobody seems to be worried about the son. He should be taken into care immediately.

I have contacted the said department but I'm afraid they won't have him as he's 19. So I think I'll have to start beating him until he learns the error of ways

You could sell him for medical research and then buy yourself a VRs with the proceeds:thumbup:

You could sell him for medical research and then buy yourself a VRs with the proceeds:thumbup:

I've already got one

Besides they wouldn't want a alcohol riddled idiot would they ???

What a cheeky young whipperduffer

Did you exclaim "Omega wd" !

I've already got one

Besides they wouldn't want a alcohol riddled idiot would they ???

You could sell him anyway (for glue perhaps?) and then sell your VRs and buy something a teeny bit exotic like a Monaro………………………Doh! It’s a Vauxhall!!