My cars better than your car thread

[simonlb]

Mine's still the best because you all smell of wee and I don't. So there!

[ric04vrs]

I think once my white wheels are on my car will be the best :P

how can white wheels make your car better than my superior vehicle

[Lady Elanore]

My car is a Ford Lurpack and it’s butter than yours

[dstev2000]

My car is better-er and faster than any other car on the road because it has two exhaust pipes.

And my Dad's car is better than YOUR Dad's car

[FOZ1]

Mine's a Vaxhall Margarine, & I can't believe it's not butter than yours :cool:

[FOZ1]

Shifty's car is batter than anybody's, so there. :rofl:

[vrswhite]

I had a mitsibishi colt and have some fond memories of the back seats and a bar maid.

Whoever has that car has the best car.

ah they where the days lol.

[swedishskoda]

And my Dad's car is better than YOUR Dad's car

Deffo not since MY Dad's cars were gems from Detroit and South Bend:

1) Chevrolet 1954 (kept till 1961)

2) Studebaker Lark 1961 (which became my heirloom when he passed away in 1974, but the oil crisis of the early seventies and the petrol prices... it's gone for ever :(

[cheezemonkhai]

But surely what everyone has to remember is that since we drive skodas* our dicks are bigger than those of drivers of other brands

*Yes i know there are exceptions here

[Lady Elanore]

But surely what everyone has to remember is that since we drive skodas* our dicks are bigger than those of drivers of other brands

*Yes i know there are exceptions here

I think some of the peeps that drive BMWs might not be able to challenge you on that statistic………….so I’m told;).

Although Women who own or have owned a Skoda, are beautiful by any measure:D

[cheezemonkhai]

I think some of the peeps that drive BMWs might not be able to challenge you on that statistic………….so I’m told;).

Although Women who own or have owned a Skoda, are beautiful by any measure:D

That may be true of some of the 1 series drivers, but i hear those with the 7 are compensating.

As for the women, I wouldn't know... I go for merc drivers apparently :P