Christian Horner,

Sat in the corner,

Drinking his can of Red Bull,

When he says to Vettel,

His sweet little petal,

"Drop your kecks and I'll give you a pull"

The grand old duke of Mark,

He had 10,000 revs

He thrashed them up to the top of the band

Then he let them drop again

And when they were up they were up

And when they were down they were down

And when they were only half way up,

Some german b8stard had him up the inside

Christian Horner sat in the corner

Tapping his foot on the stool

When told to slow down

Vettel acted the clown

And made poor Christian look such a fool.

I may borrow some of these

(with apologies to Rolf Harris)

Two little boys had two little toys

Red Bulls with lots of speed

Happily they ran, down in Sepang

And Mark was safe in the lead

So he turned the engine down, but started to frown

When seb took the lead instead.

Ignored by their boss, Mark then got cross

As Seb zoomed away and said

Did you think I would leave you winning

When you know you're the number 2

That's the reason why I'm grinning

I can go twice as fast as you.

If I have to, I'll just say "sorry"

When the press and fans make a noise

All because Mr Horner treats us

Like we're just two little boys

(with apologies to Rolf Harris)

Two little boys had two little toys

Red Bulls with lots of speed

Happily they ran, down in Sepang

And Mark was safe in the lead

So he turned the engine down, but started to frown

When seb took the lead instead.

Ignored by their boss, Mark then got cross

As Seb zoomed away and said

Did you think I would leave you winning

When you know you're the number 2

That's the reason why I'm grinning

I can go twice as fast as you.

If I have to, I'll just say "sorry"

When the press and fans make a noise

All because Mr Horner treats us

Like we're just two little boys

I am formally requesting Brimma to disqualify this effort as it does not meet the cr

I am formally requesting Brimma to disqualify this effort

no one said it was a competition

no one said it was a competition

Fair enough. I'll let you overtake me.