J242

wonder how much bhp

guess im getting the bus then

dunno, the usual lights come up on the dash when the key is turned to 2nd/3rd (1 click before it starts the engine) if that makes any difference. can I hotwire it or something to test/temporarily?

Seem to be getting one problem after another with the Felly lately :( Today it doesnt want to know at all. This morning engine started as usual, first turn of the key. It ran for 1 sec if that before cutting out. On trying to restart it, the engine turns over but wont fire. Usually when ignition is on, I hear the fuel pump for a few seconds or so, now I dont. After a while I gave up, left it an hour or so and tried again with same result as above, fired first time for approx 1sec before cutting out. As well as that, sometimes turning the key to start engine does NOTHING. Have to turn ignition off and try again. From reading old topics im pretty sure its a problem with the immobilizer but im at a loss what to do. Can anyone offer any advice? Would be much appreciated. Phil

looks same colour as my felly!

+1

checked earth connections? especially the yellow cable from starter motor. seems not all too uncommon. as for the warning buzzer, probably the rear fog light is on. (dont think it'll actually turn on without dipped beams, but buzzer will still sound when door open) oh and welcome

epic!

when i was growing up my mother used to get eggs from a local farm, every box of 6 tended to have 4 or 5 double yolks. apparently the odd triple yolker wasnt especially rare either, we came across one ourselves

smartcar anyone? particularly the roadster.

am I the only one that loves sky broadband? ok upstream is a bit pants but its more than I ever need.

you stalled it

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bloody brilliant! rare i actually 'lol' at something but this time i couldnt stop

some fool on my road recently took out the lamppost outside my house losing control of his corvette z06 in exactly the same manner accelerating too hard on a very slight bend

phone sky and tell them you want to cancel. they upgraded me to HD completely free of charge (no charge for equipment, delivery OR monthly HD fee) and threw in a whole heap more channels at no extra cost.

twice half its length

double-clicking the vid will take you to it on youtube

NO THANKS! lol

might drop by a penny or 2 per litre, dont hold your breath tho

its getting really bad round here too. schoolgirls dress like hookers and hookers dress like schoolgirls

forgot about this will try and get them tomorrow sorry

AEA is i think single-point injection AEE multipoint