Recently Banana-Man started a thread where he states that anyone on here that has modified their car is a "BELL END".

Well, as one of the bell ends, can I please ask where this forum would be if it were not for modified cars, what would the topic of conversation be?

Gardening?

Train Spotting?

Stamp collecting?

Oh, and for those going to the Kent RR day, des aka Delcac will be doing a lecture on floristry and advanced flower arranging, places are limited, so please add your name if you require a place.

Oh, and for those going to the Kent RR day, des aka Delcac will be doing a lecture on floristry and advanced flower arranging, places are limited, so please add your name if you require a place.

Ooooh ooooh, I'm soooo glad I put my name down before the rush.

On another note I'm a black belt in origami and can offer to show some moves at the rr day too.

Ooooh ooooh, I'm soooo glad I put my name down before the rush.

On another note I'm a black belt in origami and can offer to show some moves at the rr day too.

Only if you supply you own paper.

can I please ask where this forum would be if it were not for modified cars

AFAIK, it wouldn't have ever come into existence.

Rob.

haha brilliant! this banter is awesome!

AFAIK, it wouldn't have ever come into existence.

Rob.

I'll make the bullets you fire them....LOL

haha brilliant! this banter is awesome!

Wait until Des gets home and gets to a PC....................LOL

How did banana-mans car obtain 225bhp as per his profile........:confused::confused:

He without sin and all that.

down with banana man!

How did banana-mans car obtain 225bhp as per his profile........:confused::confused:

He without sin and all that.

Fluffy dice, ripspeed sticker, magic tree air freshener......

down with banana man!

Is it possible to lynch someone on a forum!?

How did banana-mans car obtain 225bhp as per his profile........:confused::confused:

hmm indeed? 225bhp????

gets me thinking that the revo remap will have company on that car to get that 225bhp :orb_boss:

Without setting up some quotes? lol

do i dare say it seems banana-man is also a bell end lol :orb_lol:

i have always wanted to do flower arranging

NOT !!!

Modified cars rock and keep up the good work guys:thumbup:

Go around one of the big car supermarkets count the astras vectras mondeos etc, Life is to short to drive a bag of excrement (did no swear did I)

Steve

Fluffy dice, ripspeed sticker, magic tree air freshener......

Lexarse lights........

:banana::smash:

Is it possible to lynch someone on a forum!?

Well he ain't making friends is he.

LMAO @ thread, lol @ revo map, damn hypocrit.

Got to be a Halfords lick and stick ripspeed special aint it

Boy this is one hell of a reaction hes caused here...I'm just glad i kept my opinion that all VRS owners are a bunch of poofs to my self!!! *

* I would like to point out that this is in fact a joke as i do not wish to wake up tommorow next to a cylinder head!

Oh, and for those going to the Kent RR day, des aka Delcac will be doing a lecture on floristry and advanced flower arranging, places are limited, so please add your name if you require a place.

The thought of Des doing that almost makes it worth the drive

How did banana-mans car obtain 225bhp as per his profile........:confused::confused:

Power to weight ratio maybe.......all that hot air from the driver making it lighter

Right you bunch of Bell Enders ripspeed is not all bad right! why? because i just got a ripspeed HU all singing and dancing, 700 pounds i got it for 200 so im happy but stop saying ripspeed ok thanks.

Oh, and for those going to the Kent RR day, des aka Delcac will be doing a lecture on floristry and advanced flower arranging, places are limited, so please add your name if you require a place.

Oh and anyone wishing to attend my lecture will be treated to a short film on my specialist subject, The Bellender Blue. I admit that on the face of it, it sounds like a porn movie but is infact a rare form of Japanes Iris and is a favorite of mine. :flowers:

How did banana-mans car obtain 225bhp as per his profile........:confused::confused:

He without sin and all that.

Haa Haa Haa...I am the master of all sinners!!! Satan is my true earth name! I live somewhere nice and warm..not a harpist in sight and nay a bowl of grapes anywhere in my kingdom. Lol

I had a Revo re-map, it made the car to lively and used to much fuel - didn't want to spend all my hard earned cash giving Gordon Brown his fat useless existence. I had the re-map taken back off.

Well spotted. I will change the profile.

I would have got away will it, if it weren't for you pesky kids.

I do like mine standard. It drives nice,, is cheap on parts, very cheap to insure, is good on fuel for a heavy car, handles well for a saloon, got 4 doors and a big boot and only cost only £3500. PERFECT! I got a new engine at 98K (engine got wrecked due to oil pressure and cambelt slipped and wrecked the valves) this was done under the 12 warantee when I bought it - so its really got 10K miles on the clock on this engine at the mo. (it had a new cambelt, aux belt, clutch, flywheel, water-pump & filters done with this engine too)

I concede I suppose, each to their own. I would like to upgrade the standard speakers at some point, as I spend alot of time in the car, and love my tunes

Lol :-)) Only kidding - it looks standard

Does anyone know how to remove the floor and replace the heater channels on a 1966 Beetle? my next mini project. dont want to bugger it up or I will end up with 2 beach buggys

Edited 16 August, 200817 yr by Banana-Man

Good reply banana -man. Absolutely adore that beachbuggy:thumbup:

Can we all bury the proverbial hatchet now? I for one prefer the usual warm fuzzy atmosphere of the Briskoda home.....

Bas