hey all, as title says really

mine has to be at a set of lights and this muppet in a megane convertable pulled up and him and his bird were looking at my car and laughing to which i proceeded to embarass him and cover him in smoke!

i usually dont do that sort of thing but i wont be laughed at!!!:P

hardly "got me to the nurburgring and back" but put a smile on my face

Prob sex in the back seat, that was good

****** in an 07 reg Suzuki Swift Sport (130hp model).

Driving like a twonker, following me for 30 miles. Every 5 minutes or so would come right up my ***, then I would pull away and he couldnt keep up. Amusing.

"Is that a Skoda" comment, haha makes me feel all warm inside

when my missus gave me a bj going up the m6:rofl::eek:

At Car Limits, flooring it repeatedly on the run-up to the high speed corner. Trying to save the clutch so waiting till the revs built in 2nd then wrestling with the torque steer in 3rd!

Wasting a 2.0l fabia in my hybrid powered VRS

driving home this evening on the road from Burghead to Forres.... air on, shades on..... music pumping out the stereo....

ha ripping the utter pi** out of a ignis sport on the m74 i only have a 130 horses and i kept slowing down for him and just sinking it in 5th and pulling away but he still kept trying !!! lol loved it

:rofl: Smoke em!!!

Is that.....is that a diesel?

Thats my fave moment, when someone with a "high performance" car rejoins me at the next lights and has to ask

when my missus gave me a bj going up the m6:rofl::eek:

Can you explain what a BJ is I dont know

Passing a Fabia vRS on the slip road onto the M62 in my Fabia 1.4, and he was trying

Mind you, mine would top out at over 130 MPH...

Can you explain what a BJ is I dont know

It's called a big joke

Mine was probably picking the car up when I bought it boring I know but hey

Watching a Muppet in a pimped out Nova laugh at my Skoda then me watching him proceed to stall at the next set of lights... made me glad my car carries the winged arrow!

Also, sex in the passenger seat, first time i drove it with the coilovers and seeing it after the "fox damage" was repaired!

When some berk in an MG TF tried to cut me up into the path of an HGV, then leaving him behind in a cloud of smoke.

Waiting for him to catch up and then doing it again.

ha ripping the utter pi** out of a ignis sport on the m74 i only have a 130 horses and i kept slowing down for him and just sinking it in 5th and pulling away but he still kept trying !!! lol loved it

funny you say that i had exactly the same happen to me on outer ring road in leeds, then as i came off for sainsburys he starts flashing me? envy:rolleyes:? embarrassment?

thing is i dont just go round looking to race coz of the dangers etc but theres nothing wrong with putting a bit of distance between yourself and a tit in a corsa

Corsa 1.2 driver - 'what the f**k's in that mate?!'

545i driver earlier this week, realising that his 30-70 performance isn't quite good enough

Also, same as Kaiser, blatting round at Car Limit was most enjoyable

When it came off the rollers at 179.3bhp.

And the countless times I've burnt over supposedly superior petrol machines...

Mine is just the "wow, awesome" I get when people I went to school with ask what I drive now...

545i driver earlier this week, realising that his 30-70 performance isn't quite good enough

Precious!

The Snake Pass last week from Derwent to Glossop. One of those evenings with no traffic, and you remember and gauge every corner just right, use the brakes hardly at all, and everything 'just comes together'.

Driving in the lakes on the camping trip on the hardknott pass driving spirited and challenging driving!

545i driver earlier this week, realising that his 30-70 performance isn't quite good enough

Enjoying the new found boost are we :P

I told ya to drive it steady caught red handed